Joe Friday: God's middle finger
Jack Webb and Optimus Prime were two of my biggest influences as a child.
The next scene is where Joe is reminiscing about the good ole days on the drive home.
The next scene is where they beat them with a rubber hose.
I'm not going to lie, I'm going to show this to people and claim that I found it.
Also, I was excited to see what was linked to Instant Orange Juice. Nothing.
|Mike Tyson?! |
"Sorry faggot, you don't have polio so don't come complaining to me you can't get your backwards wedding."
The United States: 400 years old.
You know, counting from when Columbus built the White House.
that man's voice could lull me to sleep
Good thing Jack Webb put a stop to those hippies. I'd hate to see a world where they accomplished anything.
|Mad Struggle |
So, people like to edit Obama into these clips.
Dragnet was like fanfiction for Conservatives. "Let me tell you about another man who believed in 'social welfare'. A man by the name of Adolf Hitler."
|dr tits |
nice subtle reference to hitler in there
2:43 -- "we remember a man who killed 6 million people, and called it social improvement"
...i have to disagree with you, camonk, if you think that is a reference to KING GEORGE!!! forcing soldiers to pay taxes.
It's okay, man. About half the time, I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic, either.
Oh Jesus wrap it up Jack, I gotta take a wizz.
People dying in cars isn't an issue of morality, it's an issue of inevitability. These dirty hippies simply didn't want any more numbers piled onto the annual death toll.
Don't bring that shit to Jack Webb unless you've got polio.
Damn those Monkees!
|Caminante Nocturno |
60% of the people in this clip are dressed like clowns.
So what did these kids do wrong?
They are catching hell
They only had to dial 7-digits back then? Man the past sure was fuckin' streamlined.
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