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|THA SUGAH RAIN |
I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN
I secretly, well, no...OPENLY hoped this game would suck as I consider Joe Mad to be an untalented, privileged little hack.
a flaming monkey
But are you saying the game sucks through experience or because Yahtzee says so?
Also, is Joe Madureira really untalented? I'd be pretty happy if I could draw like that. Sure, you don't have to like the guy or what he does, but you wouldn't get too far in the industry if you had no talent.
Riskbreaker beat me to my response by THIS MUCH.
Seriously, I hear people say that about EVERYTHING and it's NEVER true.
Now there is a trip down memory lane. Thank god I didn't take drawing lessons from my Bloodstorm or Stormforce or Bloodforce or Stormwatch or whatever the fuck Liefeld comics.
Nobody has said Todd McFarlane sucks too yet, so allow me: Todd McFarlane sucks too.
Fuck, man. I was so close to saying it.
I was going to make a 'holy trinity of suck' joke. Now I'm kicking myself.
a flaming monkey
Wait, what are you trying to say here? I don't know much about Rob Liefield at all. Are you saying that these artists suck because they have a similar style, copy each other or what? Obviously you're all experts and you're going to find some brilliant argument against anything I say, so indulge me this once if you please.
"I don't know much about Rob Liefield at all"
I'll just leave this here:
Brilliant arguments are for things that are important. But basically we are saying that when you insist he must have talent, because he has gotten somewhere in the industry, you are dead wrong. Or rather his talents don't nessecarily lie in his field.
Rob was a spectacularly successful artist in the 90s, and he must be an incredible businessman because as an artist he sucks. Oh man he sucks. It's generally subjective I suppose, personal taste, but this is different. In the sense that the sky is blue Rob Liefeld sucks. This was used as evidence that an artist doesn't have to be talented to find success.
These other guys are not as bad, but they have a similar generic ten-year-old aesthetic vibe. They write things that appear to people like me as I imagine all comic books do to normal people.
|Aubrey McFate |
Every time I see that title I think of that one lady on Wife Swap that went psycho.
Anyways, this review was pretty good.
wow another shitty game
A pretty good review.
|Albuquerque Halsey |
Can't wait for hi Bayonetta review.
THA SUGAH RAIN
Im sorry someone put a gun to your head and made you click on a video you knew you weren't going to like.
a flaming monkey
and no one said you had to read these comments or defend yahtzee to death. Who the fuck cares? It's all just opinions. Can't we stir up trouble if we feel like it? That's what the comments section is for.
You want trouble?
Yeah, I want trouble.
Well there's gonna BE trouble, lots of trouble.
I know cause I'm gonna make trouble.
Trouble for YOU.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I can't wait for him to review Bayonetta.
It's going to be something like this:
"Bayonetta is anime fantasy wanking material, it has QTEs and it's the kind of game that is killing the industry. I died in the first 10 minutes of the game and didn't bother to play the rest. The combat does flow well, and the controls are smooth, it is fun killing things. Bottom line: the game is shit."
This review is nasty bordering on evidence of fraud.
tim and eric are awesome
The part about the character design was interesting, because IIRC for GoW they started off with an armored badass Kratos, and kept trying to make it not suck until they realized the that minimal angry and blue approach was much more awesome. I guess these guys didn't bother to check out the bonus footage from GoW though.
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