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Desc:Or, how to to play 4 notes for 5 minutes. That's less than a note a minute, people.
Category:Arts, Religious
Tags:Nirvana, prodigy, bass, virtuoso, fat wizard
Submitted:kwash
Date:01/24/10
Views:1127
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Comment count is 20
kwash
This is also the fat wizard with the tarot cards.
Jellyneck
I admire his focus and concentration
Udderdude
He looks so serious about it.
kthorjensen
Nice tone, shitbag. What kind of amp is that, a kazoo?
Stopheles
I love the fact that he doesn't play the verses any different from the choruses, and that the riff is actually the guitar riff, not the bassline. It's like he just figured out that notes can be strung together, and happened upon this song as a way to demonstrate it.

boner
I laughed. He's not even in sync anymore by the end.
phalsebob
I used to play this on guitar 15 years ago in my basement band. Drunk, with drunk bandmates for drunk teenage girls. I swear it was more fun than this.
THA SUGAH RAIN
Phalsebob is currently 56 years old and possibly a fat wizard.

Pillager
Mock not the Lardomancers.

Helzet
I like how he skips every fourth note in the verses. "Can't play here, gotta move my hand!"
pineapplejuicer
he's totally gonna get laid now
pineapplejuicer
also i just noticed there are 2 other guitars next to that music stand. perhaps we are underestimating his range, he could be a classically trained...nah, he's just a fat dude in a dorm, huh?

pastorofmuppets
That's not even a dorm, he just decided he wanted to live like this.

anvill
Well, Sephiroth is awesome, so this sephirot poster has to be, too. Hey look, it comes with free tarot cards and a child's size druid robe!
zatojones
The mark of a good bass player is if he never takes his eyes off the neck of the instrument. Only the greats watch their hands as they play.
pastorofmuppets
Also, they tend to play louder than the sound of their hands moving over the strings.

Everyone's got to start somewhere, so if I didn't know better I would refrain from criticizing his music skills. But he's just terrible at everything, from eating, to critical thinking, to deciding whether or not to videotape his failures. He's even a skinhead. What an asshole.

kwash
That's my justification here.

I mean, I know that he's trying, and he's probably new (and as a musician I support new musicians learning), but why in the hell would a grown man put this video on youtube?! That's something a 14 year old would do and take down a year later when he realized how bad it was.

Syd Midnight
He's not doing bad at all, assuming he's been playing bass for less than a month and has never played another musical instrument.

memedumpster
True invoked loneliness.
Lauritz Melchior
Even his fingers are fat and lazy.

Also, he made more sound putting the guitar AWAY than he did actually playing it.
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