Explodotron - 2010-01-23 Jesus at the end looks like Alan Rickman ala 'Die Hard'.
OxygenThief - 2010-01-23 "I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Matney did not see it that way so he won't be joining us...for the rest of his life."
chumbucket - 2010-01-23 all of the EIT work should go in a vault and launched into space to warn any other intelligent life to STAY AWAY or YOU MAY FIRE WHEN READY
The Townleybomb - 2010-01-23 His full name is actually Matthew Benet Mattney.
poorwill - 2010-01-23 Jesus has a lot to asnswer for.
Cleaner82 - 2010-01-23 SMILE WITH ALL YOUR TEETH SWEETHEART, I SAID *SMILE*.
cognitivedissonance - 2010-01-24 "Branson is like Las Vegas, only if Ned Flanders had invented it."
twinkieafternoon - 2010-01-24 He's making the adults at the shoot smile and clap, so he feels like he's got an audience that's accepting him and thinks he's funny. It's sad, because he doesn't realize the dude behind the camera is going to masturbate to the final cut of this.
charmlessman - 2010-01-24 "I sure do like pretty... girls."
"CUT!! Matty, you hesitated again."
"But I'm not supposed to tell lies."