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Do they forget that people have sex in back seats of cars more often than they lie in wait to strangle someone?
I demand to hear "Hook-hand"'s perspective on the issue of backseat hankypanky vs. backseat stranglers.
back seats are only used for storing crap you're too lazy to keep in the trunk or tansporting visiting family members.
If you have more than one friend, they can also ride in the back seat... BWAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
To be fair, if you're driving that thing, you're not getting laid anyway.
Now that's a safety feature!
I gotta give it to them, that's a clever way to make the fact that there's ZERO FUCKING SPACE in your car look like a positive.
Your chances of getting killed by a stranger in your back seat. Less than 1%.
Your chances of being crushed to death because you chose to drive a golf kart onto the freeway...I dunno. A lot more %.
Your chances of getting laid in one of these was already in the negative %, so you really don't need a back seat to potentially screw on.
That dumb piece of shit car only gets 41 highway mpg. If the car weighs less than you it should get amazing gas mileage to offset the fact that you look like 78 clowns are gonna pile out of your car at the next stoplight.
^ a massive fatty
I drive a no-backseat car, and I can vouch for the piece of mind it brings to know that during the night, nobody broke into my suburban garage to lie in wait in my non-backseat.
Also, I have sex anywhere I want. So boo to you who have dad's backseat or nothing.