They are the rare and elusive rock niggers. Distant cousins to sand niggers, they have thicker hides, are more aggressive, and are nocturnal.
Still better than Rock Lords.
Well, that was cringe-inducing.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
People, somewhere, at some time, found this funny.
He's rapping? But he's a rock!
I don't understand the world anymore.
|The Townleybomb |
God, I had no idea they tried to keep the pet rock fad alive for what must have been a goddamn decade.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I've never been able to get an explanation for the fact that pet rocks existence.
Believe me, I've tried several times.
|The Mothership |
In olden days, the righteous would sic a pack of domesticated attack rocks on the unclean and heretical.
needs Dwayne Johnson remix, obvs...
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