|The Townleybomb |
Dude, PoEcon was so much smoover with the ladies it's not even funny. And we had like three of them!
I found all the photos from PoeCon I on an old hard drive last spring! Probably the worst photos ever taken of me (except the one in TEDA'S amazing jacket).
"One of us....one of us"
I heard there were a ton of bouncers like baleen and Midnight Man at PoEcon
That's the exact moment she realizes what a big mistake she's made.
You pretty much have to have something wrong with you to be OK with paying 20 bucks for a basic forum account.
If SomethingAwful ever somehow came across its own sovereign nation, its flag would just be a picture of an awkward weakling with his hands in his pockets.
Just trace the fat guy at 0:45
Uwe Boell's fist smashing Lowtax's face would be an even better flag.
So, something like this:
|Frank Rizzo |
thats a shit load of tucked-in shirts
They have to look presentable. When a lady is present, you can't half ass it.
When she was on her phone at the end, she was talking to her mother. Her widowed mother. "I love you both" was code for, "Call the police, I smell rape."
Goons hide the smell of rape by producing other, stronger odors.
:45 Nice reveal of the fatty bump in a trenchcoat.
Haha look at these freaks. Good thing I hang out on a message board where everyone is really good looking and has great fashion sense.
I'd do her.
Making fun of Something Awful is cool, right guys?
Am I cool now?
Can I be cool?
Hey wait... I found that secret corner of the internet where everyone REALLY is cool! It's made out of pudding and spandex and guitar solos!!!
I'm wondering what Internet community is secretly cooler than POE.
Dude in threadbare quake tshirt obscured by heaping mound of dork then whip-pan to feeble manchild slouching beneath an oversized shirt.
Orange shirt is lucky the black tees and their talkative unbuttoned shirt bearing leader didn't overthrow because of his alpha posturing. Guess the car made their weenies shrink.
Sheesh, "I'd give you guys money but GameFan doesn't pay me." This was probably filmed right before POE temporarily hosted SA (and right before Erik was hit by a car!)
And the kid with the bowl cut is wearing one of the original explodingdog t-shirts. This is a really great slice of horrifying web history.
His shining moment is when he corrects the group on the exact day of this woman's birthday, right as she is saying it.
In fairness, no group of nerds is going to come off well in an airport.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Man, these comments.
Fuck all these people. Big fat losers flocking to the token "hot" girl fills me with murderous rage.
They should be flocking to me as the sexiest dork on earth. The girls that is...
I love how her first reaction to Lowtax coming towards her with outstretched arms is to bunch her arms to her chest and turn away, like George Michael Bluth and the football.
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