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Desc:The look of a doomed man, trapped in a hell of his own devising
Category:Horror, Religious
Tags:Something Awful, lowtax, awkward, goons, SA goons
Submitted:minimalist
Date:01/30/10
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Comment count is 44
The Townleybomb
Dude, PoEcon was so much smoover with the ladies it's not even funny. And we had like three of them!
Old_Zircon
I found all the photos from PoeCon I on an old hard drive last spring! Probably the worst photos ever taken of me (except the one in TEDA'S amazing jacket).

baleen
I can't believe that happened.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I want to believe that a Poe gathering would be better than this. I can smell the awkwardness from here.

Riskbreaker
"One of us....one of us"
BorrowedSolution
There's only two things keeping this from being a gang-rape. Low self esteem and lack of upper-body strength. Or any kind of strength.

Casual Tea Party
Yeah and unlike this, PoEcon's gangrape factor was dangerous due to the presence of bouncers.

twinkieafternoon
I heard there were a ton of bouncers like baleen and Midnight Man at PoEcon

Smellvin
0:15

That's the exact moment she realizes what a big mistake she's made.
Syd Midnight
She turned out to be a psycho. They're all Goons there.

dead_cat
You pretty much have to have something wrong with you to be OK with paying 20 bucks for a basic forum account.

Hay Belly
One guy has paid over 00.

CornOnTheCabre
If SomethingAwful ever somehow came across its own sovereign nation, its flag would just be a picture of an awkward weakling with his hands in his pockets.
nemeses9
Funfact: The founder of Something Awful is a huge Xena: Warrior Princess fanboy.

BHWW
Alternative for a SA flag: a chubby, round-shouldered neckbearded guy with an unbearably smug look on his face.

Chancho
Just trace the fat guy at 0:45

rev.dinosaur
Oh, that is lotax isn't it. I didn't recognize him without his face smashed by Uwe Bolle.

RomancingTrain
The guy in the orange was lowtax, right?

Chancho
Uwe Boell's fist smashing Lowtax's face would be an even better flag.

RomancingTrain
So, something like this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_the_Benin_Empire.svg

Frank Rizzo
thats a shit load of tucked-in shirts
Hooper_X
Tucked in black t-shirts.


twinkieafternoon
They have to look presentable. When a lady is present, you can't half ass it.

charmlessman
When she was on her phone at the end, she was talking to her mother. Her widowed mother. "I love you both" was code for, "Call the police, I smell rape."
Syd Midnight
Goons hide the smell of rape by producing other, stronger odors.

RomancingTrain
:45 Nice reveal of the fatty bump in a trenchcoat.
CapnJesusHood
Haha look at these freaks. Good thing I hang out on a message board where everyone is really good looking and has great fashion sense.
dora's cough
you know it bro

twinkieafternoon
I'd do her.
Witty_Pop_Culture_Reference
Making fun of Something Awful is cool, right guys?

Am I cool now?

Can I be cool?

Fuck....


Hey wait... I found that secret corner of the internet where everyone REALLY is cool! It's made out of pudding and spandex and guitar solos!!!
Hooker
I'm wondering what Internet community is secretly cooler than POE.

JimL2
QuarterToThree

spikestoyiu
Look at how upset you're getting.

APE_GOD
Dude in threadbare quake tshirt obscured by heaping mound of dork then whip-pan to feeble manchild slouching beneath an oversized shirt.

Yes.

YES.
themilkshark
Orange shirt is lucky the black tees and their talkative unbuttoned shirt bearing leader didn't overthrow because of his alpha posturing. Guess the car made their weenies shrink.
JimL2
Sheesh, "I'd give you guys money but GameFan doesn't pay me." This was probably filmed right before POE temporarily hosted SA (and right before Erik was hit by a car!)
JimL2
And the kid with the bowl cut is wearing one of the original explodingdog t-shirts. This is a really great slice of horrifying web history.

rev.dinosaur
His shining moment is when he corrects the group on the exact day of this woman's birthday, right as she is saying it.

Camonk
In fairness, no group of nerds is going to come off well in an airport.
Caminante Nocturno
Man, these comments.
Feyd
Yes

Riskbreaker
Let them lose some steam.

oddeye
Fuck all these people. Big fat losers flocking to the token "hot" girl fills me with murderous rage.


They should be flocking to me as the sexiest dork on earth. The girls that is...
klingerbgoode
I love how her first reaction to Lowtax coming towards her with outstretched arms is to bunch her arms to her chest and turn away, like George Michael Bluth and the football.
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