It is going to suck. But four stars for the super hurricane MacGuyver punch cameo.
Will Forte is awesome. I wish they'd put him in a movie that isn't terrible.
man Lorne Michaels will produce fucking anything
|Hugo Gorilla |
A cast of seasoned improv actors, a writing staff cultivated from Harvard Lampoon, and Lorne Michaels' decades of producing late night television and this is the best character available to be made into a movie.
In this case, "Seasoned" doesn't actually mean "good."
"Now I see Lorne, for whom I have no respect, because he's a fucking hands-and-knees cocksucker..." - George Carlin, Last Words
"First, Mark Henry stunk up a wrestling ring... Now, he's making shitty movies even shittier!"
I think I saw Chris Jericho in there too.
Mark Henry, Chris Jericho, Big Show AND The Great Khali. Think of how much money they saved by having two performers who naturally move in "bullet time."
From this trailer, I can basically predict every joke that's going to be in the movie. The best part is that it's parodying MacGuyver, which I doubt most of the target audience has even scene and which is not exactly ripe for parody, being basically a parody to begin with.
Motherfucking Jiz would be a much better movie.
:23 !!! Those games are so fun, you will literally play it until the battery dies. We always joked that it would make a great control panel in a movie.
Who goes to watch these kind of movies?
A SCRIPT BY VARIOUS SNL WRITERS
EVERYONE IN THE MOVIE: Hey MacGruber can you please do something with competency?
*repeats for 90 minutes*
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