Dogs make that face when they expect to be beaten. A happy dog wags its tail. This dogs tail stays low to be protective and to keep it from shitting on itself.

Stars for horror.

You ruined this. I hope you are happy.

This show is so collectively autistic that they can't recognize the universal emotional responses displayed by virtually all mammals.

You guys are crazy. The dog isn't shaking, his ears are, probably because it's difficult to hold them in that position.

D:

You guys are terrible.

Splatterbabble gets 5 for the new Earmites.

A friend of mine, a redneck who lived in the middle of nowhere, taught one of this dogs to smile, and he'd show teeth but not look very happy. It was just something the dog did on command that was kind of funny. The other funny thing he got a dog to do - different dog, though - was climb trees by saying "Get that squirrel!". The dog would climb about ten feet up before giving up and coming back down. I don't know why or how he ever got his dogs to do these things, but he wasn't exactly a genius, and I've always believed if my friend could get his dog to do those things, pretty much anybody could.

Still, cute dog, 5 stars.

What is it with Japanese TV and always having some random person's face up in the corner?

That is one cute byproduct of traumatization.

The worst thing is that they probably used karate or kumite or umami or sumo or some of their chingchong pressure point shit on that poor ol' dog.

I'm cowering with laughter.

Splatterbabble is wrong and everyone should yell at him for being wrong.