Leaked footage of the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie.

Who the fuck toasts muffins?

I'm not sure what my favorite part is, that the guy only puts one shovel of dirt into the grave, or that he then WALKS AWAY to nowhere, without warning, while playing guitar solemnly

This is pretty much the kind of childhood I always wanted to have.

I think these parents have the right idea. Get the kids to get this out of their system now and they won't become the future Lady GaGa. Also: That thought makes me want to perform music well enough to attend a music awards show with a balloon head. I never got it out of my system.