Okay. So I'm going to jail now, right?

AUGH

I dont understand the how or why and Im uncomfortable that an adult recorded the whole thing the way s/he did. Five for evil.

It's not often that I cannot make it through a poetv video.

This was one of them.

I am severely conflicted by this video.

The stronger part of me wants to give it five stars for pure evil.

The weaker part of me wants to follow mouser's tail and one star it for pure unadulterated evil.

Having made it all the way through just before I voted it up, I have the following observations:
School dances have not changed; there are always wallflowers (note kid in orange shirt, if you consider this a school dance).
However, this is not a school dance. It is an auction; the best performing kids clearly win in the end, based on technique and tooth condition, purchased by the cameramen/women and voted upon, much like we vote here.

Is this on my computer now, and how long will it be on my record?

Evil enough

yeah that's pretty fucking gross

NO

Do they start propping these kids up on top of each other to learn how to dry hump before they can walk or what?

Why don't you all just grow up?