|snothouse - 2010-02-03 |
FREE WHEN YOU ORDER: THE APPARENTLY DISAPPOINTING GIFT OF FLOWERS
|cognitivedissonance - 2010-02-03 |
Men, women actually LIKE the repetitive gift of flowers. Believe it or not.
Women, tell us what you actually want or we'll get you this. You have to actually tell us, not hide it in a one-sided conversation held three months prior to the event. And 2 weeks is absolute maximum notice, we'd prefer exactly 42 hours ahead of the Valentine's Day event.
Esprit d'escalier: This is a little too close to the Tim and Eric Boyfriend-at-Concert Arms.
AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH WOMEN WANTING YOU TO LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT DOWN
AM I RIGHT MEN
|Hay Belly - 2010-02-03 |
New: One arm version for Fundies.
gis fundies -- guess I'm missing out on life now that I no longer go into Spencer's.
|Frank Rizzo - 2010-02-03 |
FLOWERS AGAIN? FUCK IM A JADED CUNT!!!
|THA SUGAH RAIN - 2010-02-03 |
I think this product was denied on American Inventor or Shark Tank. Somehow the person made their dream come true.
|Adham Nu'man - 2010-02-03 |
Bill Murray says "Happy Valentine's day honey, I love you"
|rustin - 2010-02-03 |
It wasn't until the recorded message part that I realized this wasn't a joke.
|BorrowedSolution - 2010-02-03 |
And it's a fetish in 3....2....1....zero!!!
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-02-03 |
I honestly can't wait for someone to strangle their lover to death with this thing.
You know it's going to happen.
|freedoom - 2010-02-03 |
Wood does not last forever! if it lasts for more than 4 hours you need to call a doctor!
|Stupid Lisa Garbage Face - 2010-02-03 |
Gifts from the lazy cheaters
|BHWW - 2010-02-03 |
And then they come to life all at once and start strangling the tens of people who've ordered this product.
|charmlessman - 2010-02-03 |
I WAS going to text her a cell phone pic of my boner, but apparently THIS is the most intimate gift ever.
text? you mean like ASCII art?
dick in an in-box?
Actually, I would prefer the dick-in-a-box to this monstrosity.
ASCII art you say... This may be the winning vote.
|oogaBooga - 2010-02-03 |
This makes songsmith look awesome.
|dementomstie - 2010-02-03 |
I'd have to make the voice chip say something incredibly creepy. My first thought is whispering "I'm standing right behind you." Though I may go with the classic from John Oliver: "You're going to die alone in a dark room."
|Camonk - 2010-02-03 |
And when you get hugged by the white gloves with three little lines on them, you can pretend it's Mickey Mouse OR Goofy, instead of your idiot boyfriend who bought this dumbass thing for you.
|mouser - 2010-02-03 |
Next up: dildogram.
|pastorofmuppets - 2010-02-04 |
Pretty sure this is the same background music (and inventor) as the treadmobile. Which, by the way, is definitely the worst product ever invented.
|Sean Robinson - 2010-02-04 |
I am a multiple amputee veteran of the Gulf War, filled with self-loathing.
I am going to send this to my fucking ex-wide, with the recording: "ARE THESE MAN ENOUGH FOR YOU, WHORE?"
|Syd Midnight - 2010-02-04 |
This would probably sound like an excellent idea if you were stoned.
This is possibly the funniest comment on poeTV.
|dead_cat - 2010-02-04 |
|dead_cat - 2010-02-04 |
"Ha-hah! Yeah, that's uh... yeah, ok, that's, um, /funny/. OK, dear, now where's my real present? For the love of god, please don't say that was it."
|chumbucket - 2010-02-04 |
if it doesn't vibrate it's a complete waste of money
|elm axo - 2010-03-10 |
I would like someone to send me a huge gram
Babies Ate My Dingo
Is that what happens when the sender supersizes the dick-in-a-box?
|Old_Zircon - 2010-11-05 |
|Tom Collins - 2010-12-15 |
I can imagine Chris Chan ordering a dozen of these and putting the Sonic one up sound on them, then wearing them all at once.
|Cyberblah - 2012-02-03 |
agent orange was probably worse
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