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Desc:the Hug-e-gram
Category:Advertisements, Horror
Tags:creepy, Hug, gram, product
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Comment count is 45
snothouse - 2010-02-03
The Townleybomb - 2010-02-03
They aren't disappointing. They're wooden!

cognitivedissonance - 2010-02-03
Men, women actually LIKE the repetitive gift of flowers. Believe it or not.

Women, tell us what you actually want or we'll get you this. You have to actually tell us, not hide it in a one-sided conversation held three months prior to the event. And 2 weeks is absolute maximum notice, we'd prefer exactly 42 hours ahead of the Valentine's Day event.
cognitivedissonance - 2010-02-03
Esprit d'escalier: This is a little too close to the Tim and Eric Boyfriend-at-Concert Arms.

Xiphias - 2010-02-04


Hay Belly - 2010-02-03
New: One arm version for Fundies.
Hay Belly - 2010-02-03
gis fundies -- guess I'm missing out on life now that I no longer go into Spencer's.

Frank Rizzo - 2010-02-03
takewithfood - 2010-02-03
Don't send her flowers!

Order now and we'll send her flowers!

Frank Rizzo - 2010-02-04

THA SUGAH RAIN - 2010-02-03
I think this product was denied on American Inventor or Shark Tank. Somehow the person made their dream come true.
Squiddy - 2012-02-10
I bet they had a failed Kickstarter fund, too.

Adham Nu'man - 2010-02-03
Bill Murray says "Happy Valentine's day honey, I love you"
rustin - 2010-02-03
It wasn't until the recorded message part that I realized this wasn't a joke.
BorrowedSolution - 2010-02-03
And it's a fetish in 3....2....1....zero!!!
Caminante Nocturno - 2010-02-03
I honestly can't wait for someone to strangle their lover to death with this thing.

You know it's going to happen.
kwash - 2010-03-10
Or somebody hangs themselves with it.

Either way, yeah inevitable.

freedoom - 2010-02-03
Wood does not last forever! if it lasts for more than 4 hours you need to call a doctor!
Stupid Lisa Garbage Face - 2010-02-03
Gifts from the lazy cheaters
Old_Zircon - 2010-11-05
Gifts from lazy stalkers.

BHWW - 2010-02-03
And then they come to life all at once and start strangling the tens of people who've ordered this product.
charmlessman - 2010-02-03
I WAS going to text her a cell phone pic of my boner, but apparently THIS is the most intimate gift ever.
Chalkdust - 2010-02-04
text? you mean like ASCII art?


dick in an in-box?

TeenerTot - 2010-02-04
Actually, I would prefer the dick-in-a-box to this monstrosity.

charmlessman - 2010-02-04
ASCII art you say... This may be the winning vote.

oogaBooga - 2010-02-03
This makes songsmith look awesome.
dementomstie - 2010-02-03
I'd have to make the voice chip say something incredibly creepy. My first thought is whispering "I'm standing right behind you." Though I may go with the classic from John Oliver: "You're going to die alone in a dark room."
Camonk - 2010-02-03
And when you get hugged by the white gloves with three little lines on them, you can pretend it's Mickey Mouse OR Goofy, instead of your idiot boyfriend who bought this dumbass thing for you.
mouser - 2010-02-03
Next up: dildogram.
pastorofmuppets - 2010-02-04
Pretty sure this is the same background music (and inventor) as the treadmobile. Which, by the way, is definitely the worst product ever invented.
joelkazoo - 2011-01-03
That was an MST3K invention! Ripoff!

Sean Robinson - 2010-02-04
I am a multiple amputee veteran of the Gulf War, filled with self-loathing.

I am going to send this to my fucking ex-wide, with the recording: "ARE THESE MAN ENOUGH FOR YOU, WHORE?"
Syd Midnight - 2010-02-04
This would probably sound like an excellent idea if you were stoned.
Syd Midnight - 2010-02-04
UPDATE: No it doesn't

Midnight Man - 2010-02-04
These stars are for you, Syd.

(they're made of wood so they'll last forever)

ashtar. - 2014-02-03
This is possibly the funniest comment on poeTV.

dead_cat - 2010-02-04
dead_cat - 2010-02-04
"Ha-hah! Yeah, that's uh... yeah, ok, that's, um, /funny/. OK, dear, now where's my real present? For the love of god, please don't say that was it."
chumbucket - 2010-02-04
if it doesn't vibrate it's a complete waste of money
Charles - 2010-02-05
THAT'S what's missing.

elm axo - 2010-03-10
I would like someone to send me a huge gram
Babies Ate My Dingo - 2010-06-29
Is that what happens when the sender supersizes the dick-in-a-box?

Old_Zircon - 2010-11-05
Tom Collins - 2010-12-15
I can imagine Chris Chan ordering a dozen of these and putting the Sonic one up sound on them, then wearing them all at once.
Cyberblah - 2012-02-03
agent orange was probably worse
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