Syd Midnight I can't help thinking "MANDOM" sounds like a masculine hygiene product.
Explodotron Are these meant to be satirical, like the recent Old Spice commercials?
Riskbreaker These were the 70s, manliness was the main meal for many back on the day. Then it came this era and it's fruity metrosexuals.
zatojones Hate to break it to you, but I don't think it's an accident that the 70s ideal of "manliness" comes off as gay as it does
Desidiosus You remember the old Hai Karate ads, where women came after the guy wearing the cologne and he had to karate chop everything around him to escape? They never did say why he was so frantic to escape from hot horny women.
hornung for being a manly man, he sure had a weak mustache.
The McK He managed to make up for it by constantly grimacing as if in pain.
Camonk He rerouted all his testosterone into the punching cortex of his brain, so he could punch Nazis and cowboys that much harder.