I think there's at least a 10 year waiting period on spoilers, and Reservoir Dog has exceeded that.

In that case, you should know that none of these guys survive.

Jesus dude

I got called out for spoiling the end of "The Last Starfighter" on here.

everyone accidentally tagged him as Tom Sizemore.

And by that I don't mean SEE inglorious basterds - it's a petty awful movie.

You're petty. And awful.

And your mom sucks diiiiiiiiicks.

I said petty, oh dear me.

See Inglourious Basterds once, so then you only have to watch your favorite scenes to enjoy it. Tarantino writes great scenes and dialogue, every movie has at least 3-4 awesome scenes, like Chris Walken vs Dennis Hopper in True Romance.

Englereees Besterds has scenes that start out good, but then they drag on for a hundred minutes and you're going, yes things are about to turn AWFUL and it's going to SO HORRIBLE just GET TO THE POINT so that something will for fuck's sake happen!

And by the time things do turn, you're going GOOD! Kill ALL OF THEM because I hate EVERYONE in this shitstain of a movie!

Much like Reservoir Dogs, except that you never think Reservoir Dogs will be good. Tarantino has never once in his life heard the term "pacing."