RocketBlender
God, I feel you there. I like my Zombie movies, games, etc., but one of my friends is the embodiment of college humor or 4chan or whatever website you want to use for the reference. The kind of person who uses the phrase "om nom nom nom" to tell you he's enjoyed the food you prepared.

He came over to my new apartment recently, and immediately went into a zombie rant, explaining how any time he's in a building now he analyzes it's usefulness in a zombie attack, going over each detail and how well fortified I am.

I need new friends.

memedumpster
It's okay, we all know this person. Every day is like they just discovered the Internet.

Nikon
Depending on how ripe they are, they are either fast or slow.

oogaBooga
i agree with that theory but the running one looked pretty damned old. he didnt seem like the kind who's thin because he was munched on, at any rate