I love how Chris-chan thinks that YouTube is some magical device that allows whoever he addresses to immediately receive his message.
And since I couldn't find anywhere better to put this, here's an except from one of Chris's recent "mailbags" where he responds to "fans":
From: Bart Sampson
I'm just curious, I know you're a patriotic American, how do you feel about President Obama's plan to repeal the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy in the military? As an openly homosexual person do you think you're going to join the forces and fight for your country? Also, are you going to have Sonichu join the military in your comics at any point once the repeal is in effect?
A TRUE and LOYAL fan, -Bart
I Am Straight. I would never join the military. Let Obama Repeal the policy, then the homos can go die in explosions.
5 stars for Bart Sampson.
I like this one a lot:
From: Kenshiro Kasumi
Dear Christian W. Chandler
What, in your mind, makes Sonichu so great? What makes it so appealing? Why should it appeal to everyone? Why should everyone be in to Sonichu?
Looking forward to your answer. Keep fighting the good fight.
Kenshiro Kasumi, signing out
It just is.
One I liked:
In my lifetime (of 27 years) I have amassed a large collection of video games and toys, many of which I don't play with very often. Unfortunately, in the same lifetime I have also collected a large credit card debt, and it seems the only way to pay it off is to sell most of my collection because I've done little with my life and own nothing else of value. Naturally, I don't want to do this.
What should I do?
CWC: Sell them on eBay.
Looks like Chris has failed to take his own advice.
He's not in debt though, he has the sweet and tasty government check!
It is known that Chris got his parent's credit cards in a $2000+ debt after buying a bunch of games for the ps3, among other stuff. He hasn't played most of the games he has bought.
From Orange Pie:
Hey Chris, I've got a question.
Is prostitution legal in CWCville? In most of the US it's illegal and I feel that this is an unfair law. Prostitution is legal in parts of Nevada and Rhode Island, and as you can see on Family Guy, Rhode Island isn't falling apart nor is it a cesspool.
Are there brothels in CWCville? Perhaps you could add a friendly pimp or madam character who hooks all the virgins up with boyfriend free prostitutes if they're too nervous to meet an actual girlfriend.
I'm really interested as to what you think of this matter.
Sincerely, A fan
I have read your question a few days ago, and I have considered it greatly with input from my trusted associates. Prostitution is legal in Cwcville, VA, with the Detail for that if the person requesting the service is a Virgin, then those individuals would be directed to the "pimp" and "madam" characters who would hook him/her up with a CLEAN Woman/Man, respectively. The pimp and madam would be held responsible for medical checks for their prostitutes before lending them to the person, and for the Virgins, their first-time fee is SET for Ten Dollars, period, for up to one whole hour. And beforehand, a short half-hour seminar on what to do for first-timers in positions, premature ejaculation preventions, full kissing and such bare introductory essentials. Knowledge is Power, after all.
He rejected prostitutes send to his home, yet he tried to have sex with one, for free, when he was being trolled and got his psn account stolen.
Chris Chan's life is just the best sitcom that was never made.
It's great because he just assumes EVERYONE, even corporations and legal bodies, just google themselves on a regular basis to see what comes up. And then care what some random moran has to say about them.
Sonichu Of America, LLC
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