I was hoping it would be Lord Vader.

My monocle! What a quandary for such fine gentlemen!

My word! That man grabbed the other gentleman's tie! That certainly requires million to set things straight!

I never understood the logic of attacking someone who questions wrestling's authenticity and then screaming at them if they think you attacking them is real or not.

Money isn't enough. They should have also had Iron Sheik come back and take Vader's belt.

I like that he kept the bondage mask on during the serious interview.

All this time and money spent to try and convince everyone it was real. Yeesh.

I've always heard stories about how bad Vader smelled.

And that was the end of professional wrestling.

Right?

I was hoping it would be the band Vader.

It's not a question of if Vince becomes a Senator, it's when.

I've met lots of people with that personality. They defend with the same tactics such things as "white supremacy, guns," and "UFC." They are usually fat, white, and with beards.

I think there's a cloning conspiracy afoot.

Wait, Sable was still in the WWF and Owen Hart was still alive when Vader did that. WTF?

I'm pretty damn sure that Vader was capable of a much more "vicious attack".