kingofthenothing
Since my family sounds like this when they get drunk, allow me to give you a Down's Syndrome to English Translation. I can't promise it will make any sense and I may have embellished somewhere along the way. Ahem.

"Well... how'd you enjoy the monster movie? I hope you it enjoyed it Monsters I did. It turns out that doctor was really a dog-Mad Doctor was really a joy a doctor. Those monsters weren't always the way they seem. Just misfits and outsiders. That monster's really just a guy who was in a car accident. But you get the idea. This movie's so BAD I don't believe it. In fact, here's what I have to say: HWAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Well you get the idea. That movie was weirder than I imagined. That movie was WAY too long. Next week we're presenting mons, uh, another great monster movie. Until we meet again, this is your old Scary wishing you... pleasant nightmares, everyone!"

phalsebob
Well, howju enjomonas moee. I hope you enjoy monsaI did. Turrs our tha doctas really a docta mad docters a docter.

I gave up there.

Scynne
Wow. Reading along with that transcript really opened my eyes. However, I've decided it's funnier not knowing what the hell he's saying. Five.