They will bust your sex right up. A pair of Pentecostal missionaries who will kidnap sexual perverts ("Who AM I going to call now that my girlfriend won't leave work just to give my beer ravaged half boner a disinterested blowjob? Who? WHO?? Oh wait, there are prostitutes who advertise on TV!"), stuff them into the same shitty Toyota van my folks had when I was a kid and then beat the satan out of their dicks.

If only there was a phone number I could call and have hot women come to my house and have sex with me. If only someone offered that service!

I love how they seem to power walk every where they go to get their fuck on.

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Porn star technology has come a long way since then.

Early prototype bangbus I see.

Words can't describe how disappointed I was that this wasn't a Mythbusters spoof.

The lengths they went to in order to reference the source material are amazing, barely edited song AND logo, wow!

The sexmobile

Yes, it's true.

This man has no dick.