You can surround her with the strength of your love... until she stops breathing.
I saw this a week or two ago. Everything about it oozes creep. Even the "every kiss begins with kay *cling!*" at the end is a little off.
Well, because it sounds like it was sung by Bela Legosi.
I'm sure he also bought her a coffin of pure mahogany.
Wasn't that impressed at first, but I completely lost it at "and I always will be."
"Don't worry I'll protect you from God almighty himself with my worthless rock dug out of the dirt of Africa by an unpaid child laborer!"
Oh thank god that big strong man was there. With loud noises about and no one's arms to flounce into, who knows what tragedy might befall a helpless middle-aged woman.
Dammit!!! I wanted to make the joke "Where are they staying, blah blah blah blah blah?" and reference that psycho killer remake movie about the woman who goes to something bay/cove/reef whatever and gets boned by that psycho guy.
I hate it when I can't remember the title of a movie. ARGH.
"Every movie ever" That's what you were thinking of
"Where are they staying, every movie ever?"
You know, that actually works better than Cape Fear.
Hey now, this is actually a wonderful ad - if you're the sort of person who thinks The Police's "Every Breath You Take" is a charmingly romantic song.
The diamond is eternal, like your dead body in my chest freezer.
|Goethe and ernie |
If you leave me I will kill you and the kids have some diamonds honey
Ma'am, the call is coming from INSIDE YOUR BOYFRIEND!
I can imagine going to the jewelers for that one.
"Which setting says 'Its not that I don't love you, its that I more in love with the idea of you chained up in my basement."
Also...should've gone to Jarred.
|Timothy A. Bear |
'Ring as imprisonment device' animation is a nice touch.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Diamond commercials are, by their very nature, some of the most offensive things on TV.
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