|splatterbabble - 2010-02-12 |
You can surround her with the strength of your love... until she stops breathing.
|Charles - 2010-02-12 |
I saw this a week or two ago. Everything about it oozes creep. Even the "every kiss begins with kay *cling!*" at the end is a little off.
Well, because it sounds like it was sung by Bela Legosi.
|Desidiosus - 2010-02-12 |
I'm sure he also bought her a coffin of pure mahogany.
|RocketBlender - 2010-02-12 |
Wasn't that impressed at first, but I completely lost it at "and I always will be."
|Camonk - 2010-02-13 |
"Don't worry I'll protect you from God almighty himself with my worthless rock dug out of the dirt of Africa by an unpaid child laborer!"
|CapnJesusHood - 2010-02-13 |
Oh thank god that big strong man was there. With loud noises about and no one's arms to flounce into, who knows what tragedy might befall a helpless middle-aged woman.
|memedumpster - 2010-02-13 |
Dammit!!! I wanted to make the joke "Where are they staying, blah blah blah blah blah?" and reference that psycho killer remake movie about the woman who goes to something bay/cove/reef whatever and gets boned by that psycho guy.
I hate it when I can't remember the title of a movie. ARGH.
"Every movie ever" That's what you were thinking of
"Where are they staying, every movie ever?"
You know, that actually works better than Cape Fear.
|BHWW - 2010-02-13 |
Hey now, this is actually a wonderful ad - if you're the sort of person who thinks The Police's "Every Breath You Take" is a charmingly romantic song.
|cognitivedissonance - 2010-02-13 |
The diamond is eternal, like your dead body in my chest freezer.
|Goethe and ernie - 2010-02-13 |
If you leave me I will kill you and the kids have some diamonds honey
|Hooker - 2010-02-13 |
Ma'am, the call is coming from INSIDE YOUR BOYFRIEND!
|DrawSixBD - 2010-02-13 |
I can imagine going to the jewelers for that one.
"Which setting says 'Its not that I don't love you, its that I more in love with the idea of you chained up in my basement."
Also...should've gone to Jarred.
|Timothy A. Bear - 2010-02-13 |
'Ring as imprisonment device' animation is a nice touch.
|Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2010-02-13 |
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-07-10 |
Diamond commercials are, by their very nature, some of the most offensive things on TV.
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