A king among men.
Remember: suicide is green!
All I could think was: "If it's such a problem, I guess you'd better kill yourself and shut up, buddy."
This guy reminds me of all those biotech majors who ended up with doctorates only to discover the only place for them that isn't in the service of an immortality saucer cult was watching fish fuck for the Department of Fish and Wildlife.
Why does a fairly clever show need a boring pudgy guy to say cusses instead of ideas?
This is the American Perspective, and it is probably the kindest portrayal of Americans to be found abroad.
A hostile Londoner who hates America would represent America better than this talentless waste of oxygen and stupidity.
THAT STUPIDITY COULD BE USED BY OUR SCHOOLCHILDREN
Doug Stanhope is actually pretty funny.
He's not Lewis Black.
No, you're wrong, Lewis Black is approximately one billion trillion times funnier than Doug Stanhope, because he's told a few jokes
We need a good ol' fashioned plague. The Mexican Swine Flu is a pussy.
Newswipe s2 ep 4
BONUS: a mini-documentary by Adam Curtis on why we are all pudgy little nixons.
This show is (mostly) worth watching despite Stanhope and in no way because of him.
If there's a less-funny self-described comedian who's actually making a living at it, I'd like to know who it is.
Daniel Songer is funnier.
Yeah. I know he was introduced as a comedian, but Stanhope didn't dance or sing at all.
"Abortion is green."
You know, I actually hate Doug Stanhope. He's not funny, but that is.
This actually lasted longer than I thought it would before descending into latent misogyny
Blah Blah Blah Tellin it like it...zzzzzzzzz
|Eroticus E |
I usually think he's alright, but this was rambling and retarded.
|Binro the Heretic |
Overpopulation isn't an issue in the developed world. I'm alright with Stanhope but I loathe stupidity.
If preventing overpopulation is the solution, then let's work on getting rid of the cavemen who think sky man will get mad if the third world puts condoms on.
Overpopulation is *primarily* a problem of the developed world. Every one of us has the carbon footprint of a hundred or so random third world villagers.
And the answer to that is to do all of the shit Stanhope said was a waste of time.
Riddle: when is the status quo not the status quo? When it's hip and edgy.
5 and Faved to counter all the StanHate.
Honestly, it's not like he's going "hurf durf what global warming when there's snow in February hurf durf".
I like Doug Stanhope a lot, but this was stupid.
Actually, all major western nations save the USA (which is kept up by immigration) are experiencing negative population growth. And statistically, the population will level off at the current rate.
I'm not even going to star this, since I'm not sure if he's trying to be funny or not.
Failure either way however.
Amused the hell out of me. Dunno; maybe I just like boring pudgy cursing from a talentless waste of oxygen and stupidity. To each his own.
|Frank Rizzo |
I'll 5 star this for the sodomy. I have a soft spot for sodomy.
|Aubrey McFate |
I actually like Stanhope, but this was his weakest bit.
|Caminante Nocturno |
You guys have a terrible track record when it comes to people making witty social commentary. This guy and Sarah Haskins should get together and have the world's most uninteresting baby.
It would come out of the womb all YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF? JIM CROW
Stanhope is usually a lot better than this
|Goethe and ernie |
I didn't think this week's Voice of America was as good as usual, but it's not exactly one star bad, IS IT? (Hint: no, it's not)
Binro the Heretic
Yes it is. It's just the same tired joke lazy obnoxious douchebags have been making for years.
Goethe and ernie
Oh. Well, you could try building a tear-powered time machine and going back and telling me to one-star the video.
He's not joking around... And how are our babies any different from the ones in the Third World? Do all of the people that one-starred this have kids? We're wasteful fucks and squirting out rug-rats is really what's cunting up the world. If you've got to have a kid, adopt it and keep fucking in the back-hole.
Yeah bra, if we just stopped having children, everything would be alright. Let's blame this on biology! We'll just ignore the fact that your ability to sit here and be retarded on the internet hinges on the fact that we haven't stopped fucking. Ever. But that's what's fucking up the world, right? Not the cars, not the heavy industry, not pollutants, nothing like that. It's babies. OMFG babies did climate change! Jee-sus Christ.
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