They left out the final step: ignore patient's agonized, high-pitched screams once he wakes up in the recovery room.

Actually I think the patient will be relieved to not have helix testicles anymore. That shit has gotta hurt.

Cutting through the nutsack is about the shallowest incision one can make on the human body, so the surgical trauma will be minimal. Furthermore, since the scrotum has such a good blood supply it'll heal quickly too. Stop being such a squeamish little bitch and grow a pair for yourself.

I'd obviously never be able to grow a pair as big as yours, Dr. Bouncer.

Testicular torsion is a kick in the groin that keeps on giving. Once operated you are relatively quickly healed.

The removal of a (small) tube that was inserted through the penis to remove kidney stones is what's really painful afterwards.

Step 1: Remove scrotum from body.

I missed it actually, I see they point out the sutures that retain the testicles. In fact my other still tries to suicide itself and pulls on the sutures.

Is there a service where if I text "balls" somewhere it donates 10 bucks to you? I feel terrible for your plight.

I'm completely serious. I can't even watch the video after the incision part.

i had this as well. it swelled to the size of a large grapefruit and the pain was unexplainable

he didn't make it