nice sleeve belts there lad!

Also: I bet if he drops the voice acting schtick he sounds like Shrek's gay cousin.

Most surprising voice in the history of POETV?

"If I had a sweetheart".... I think he's naive to the cost of having a sweetheart and the value of a good pizza. But, then, I'm old.

Well, looks like SOMEONE has no idea how to woo ladies.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.

wait is this a man?


is this antony of the johnsons?

Oh, come on now, you would NOT take free pizza as an insult.

for those who dont already know, he's scottish

Works really well with the submitter's name.

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I can't stop laughing

Now THIS is what LARPers look and act like. This is why I will NOT roleplay a medieval prostitute.

You're in over your head with the lady stuff, Crane. Stick to backwards comic books.

It's all demographics. If I was 10-14 years old I'd take my 'sweetheart' to pizzahut.

You can call him BIP-ity-boo.

I've watched some of his other videos, and I read the title and heard his voice... I guffawed before I even heard it and it did not disappoint.

Also, in thes video, he looks like a giant, puffier Warwick Davis.

He practiced slapping his head like that.

Also, anyone surprised he's alone on Valentine's Day?