memedumpster There isn't a LARPer alive who could take a non-LARPing chick in melee combat. It is impossible. Christian science couldn't bullshit a possible way for that to happen.
Xenocide Well, this seems like a potentially interesting story of a guy trying to navigate a divergent subculture to win back his girlfr- oh, wait, the LARPers just all Wicker Man on us and kidnapped her. Never mind.
Bonus star for having the audacity to suggest that LARPers could ever be threatening.
HankFinch "Bonus star for having the audacity to suggest that LARPers could ever be threatening."