God damn it, I'm not good with fashion but I can tell this is a crime against nature. Who the fuck is making these things?

"Nice onesy, dick! Does it have a hatch in the back so you can go poopie?"

fap fap fap fap fap fap

Yeah, snuggle around on your belly, yeeeeah...

Yeah I could rock the hoodfootie

If you are a stereotypical British butler or basically someone with too much dignity, this is how you can unburden yourself from some of it.

They go and fucking badmouth slippers and then they include slippers in their product? What assholes.

I HOPE THERES ANOTHER ZIPPER THEY ARENT SHOWIN, AMIRITE!?

I would rape anybody that owned this or bought it for somebody.

Marshmallow-soft clothing for marshmallow-soft people.

Have Americans really become so decadent that we're ready to say fuck it and crawl back into the womb? Hell with it, I'm donating my niece's college fund to Al Qaeda.

Halfway through this commercial I wanted to beat the model about the head and neck with a lead pipe for trying too hard.

I think this is missing an "SFW Fetish" tag.

do they come in black

"footed PJs for women are all the rage"
I'm definitely feeling some rage watching this yessir

For all your Peep cosplay needs.

Is there a worse color on earth than hot pink?

Do almost anything.

Almost.

Did the recession hit America particularly hard or something, because the entire 20-35 population being jobless is the only reasonable explanation for shit like this.

This is creepy as HELL.

How long until we see this get modified into a fursuit?

As I watch this I imagine some Al Quaida badass in some frozen cave watching this and despising America even more, being livid that such adult babies can drop bombs on them from orbit, and yet wishing deep down that he himself had a hot pink hoodiefootie for his own.

The world just moved one step closer to thx 1138.

Where's the ass flap? footie pajamas are supposed to have an ass flap so you can drop a deuce without taking them off.

I've seen oh-too-cute West County high school girls go shopping in pajama outfits similar to this.

"My First Fursuit"

Truly this be the golden age of perversity.

You'll be seeing many WalMart shoppers in these abominations. Men too I'm sure.

I NOT LIKE BLANKET!! BLANKET MAKE ME ANGRY!!!
RAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

The next step will be a giant soft fuzzy adult undergarment covering and matching adult-sized baby bonnet. Order now and get your free rattle.

i want one. don't tell anybody.

You too can enjoy the taste, comfort, and style of a fat midwestern woman in the Hoodie-Footie Snuggle Suit. Turn on the Zac Brown Band, crack open the Precious Moments catalog, and relax in a fog of Sandra Lee cooking farts while keeping your toesies all snugglewuggy this winter.

They're pajamas. What's the big deal?