Gayperson 
uh, oh. somebody doesn't like that thing their husband tried the other night.
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Riskbreaker
Oh oh, somebody take out the puppets to explain the situation.
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kamlem
HOT! Please, Nancy Elliott, tell me more!
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Rodents of Unusual Size
Someone, please, autotune this.
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kingarthur
Self-righteous faux-ignorant cunt.
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augias
I think she's honestly asking.
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augias An uncle of mine was discussing homosexuality with my homosexual cousin and myself (no homo) and said: "DO YOU KNOW WHAT FISTING IS? THEY PUT THEIR FISTS IN EACH OTHER! IS THAT RIGHT?" My lesbian cousin replied "I've never been fisted uncle Dick." and I replied smugly "Do you think straight people don't fist?" And the abyss stared back. The End.
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kwash
Eww eww eww eww
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Jeff Fries
They've all been thinkin about it
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endlesschris
"Wiggling it about in excrement."
Someday future civilizations will look back at what we called civilized society and laugh.
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TeenerTot
Oh, sure. Her boyfriend's rectum was a perfectly fine place for her tongue last night. But another dude's peepee? That's just wrong.
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Camonk Dude, she just thinks of pretty flowers while her husband does his dirty, sinful business.
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Camonk
"We're talking about taking the penis of one man..."
Well, no, he... he takes his own penis and... Wait, is she saying we need to stop gay sex for the sake of the bottom?
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IrishWhiskey
If there was ever a time to send a member of Congress lube...
Well, actually there's lots of those times. I have trouble keeping it in stock.
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memedumpster
This is why Christian slumber parties suck.
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