The whitest thing ever is, I swear to jeebus, the Mormon Tabernacle attempting an african traditional song. The stilted dancing, god I can still see it!
I've been looking for that clip forever. I think it was so white that the video detail wouldn't fit into an 8 bit colorspace.
If you guys think this is amazing then you haven't seen an average asian wedding band.
Also, I'm not sure what you expect octogenarians to look like when they're dancing, but that's about as much motion as you can expect when you are that age.