dementomstie Melchior: Have you heard about ChatRoulette yet? It's basically a webcam site where you're randomly paired up for a conversation with someone. Sometimes it's a person who actually wants to have a conversation, sometimes it's a group of college guys shouting "SHOW US YOUR TITS!" at everyone, sometimes it's a dude pleasuring himself, naked except for his Storm Trooper helmet. It's only been around a couple of months unless I'm mistaken.
twinkieafternoon First rule of Improv: always agree with your partner's premise. If he whips out his dick, just roll with it.
boner How many dicks ya got? Two dicks, four dicks, how many dicks?