*owen wilson

Luke is younger and more bland. Owen is older, has a broken nose, suicidal tendencies and does big, dumb action movies.

Owen - America
Luke - Canada



Andrew - Greenland

I loved the part in the Haunting where he got his head knocked off by the chimney majigger.

Canada: It exists.

Brought to you by the Canadian Tourism Board.

florida isn't america's penis

florida is america's grogan.

rushing to declare another's flaws at any mention of them on the other hand is the surest sign of confidence and self-worth

He's a sensitive Canadian man, when I thought he was only a midnight man.

I had a Canadian girlfriend. She was a bitch.

Fuck you, Canada.

What can we say? I guess we're just not that good at marketing (btw who does your branding?)

Anne Murray and k.d. Lang

If KD and Anne gave Baltimore, Boise, Detroit and Medesto a superiority complex they've certainly earned their money.

Also it's where everyone's imaginary girlfriend lives.

How can he explain that which does not exist?

Ohhhhhh snap.

(Did I do that right? The vernacular of urban youth often eludes my comprehension.)

Our prime minister is a right wing douchebag affectionately known as Bush Jr. or Dubya Harper and we sure as hell didn't need him to tell us to be patriotic.

Also, 2:36-2:36

whoops, 2:26-2:36

You've never taken the alternate route then, Pacific Crossing is fucking hellish.

Knuckles REALLY likes Wayne's World

Like a guy choosing to sit right next to you in an empty theatre

Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over my health care benefits.

It's only because you're blocking the way the equator. Trust me, we like the separation, if there wasn't border already we'd make one.

That said I like a lot of you guys. I enjoy your New York City, Washington State and Hawaii. The states worth living in all very friendly, funny that.

When you're staring at a bikini babe you don't point out her stretch marks. Canada is a great place but there is a dark side that a lot of people would like to forget. Canada hasn't always treated non-white minorities as well as it should have.

Yeah, while we've never actually had a civil war over the issue, early Canadian treatments of any non-whites was pretty much appauling - and we still pretty much treat our natives in gross fashion. Look up Oka or Caledonia. Oka was only in 93, Caledonia was as recent as 2006.

Look up the Oka Crisis, or the Grand River Land Dispute. Canada can be pretty fucking gross.

Bille Joe: while it wasn't very big, look up the red river rebellion

Yes, the Metis people under Louis Riel did also rise up in 1869, with help from people like Gabriel Dumont, Poundmaker, and Big Bear. I just figured references to something happening recently might be a little more engaging.

I don't want to get into a fight about this, but I ask you to name a single other country that would have handled the Caledonia land crisis better than, or even as well as, Canada. I'm not claiming the response was perfect, but considering the circumstances it was better than any other likely response from any other nation I can think of.

heh. missed that.