Welcom to 2002.

"A story you'll see only on Fox 4."
Let's stop for a minute and ask why that is.

Needs more van explosions.

*See's from the preload image that its a fox affiliate*

Please don't let it be local Please don't let it be local

*clicks*

God dammit.

I'm glad I saw this video, otherwise I might be tempted to talk to prank callers.

This just in! Telephones are being used for less than noble purposes!! Alert your local constable if you receive any calls if trickery.

And later, electronic candles? It's not as far fetched is you may think!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Look at the phone they show at 0:50.

Are you serious? It's 2010 for godsa-

Oh, Missouri.