Camonk Dog just chill out! We'll put on some Sealab and order a pizza.
Xenocide Talking Dog is a lightweight. Just offscreen, Talking Hamster is tweaked on enough meth to kill a Guinea Pig, and he's not complaining. He's been running on his exercise wheel continuously for the past nine hours, but he hasn't complained.
Syd Midnight The only pet I ever had break into my stash was a parakeet, because it saw the seeds in the bag. Goddamn do budgies like hemp seeds.