|BIlly Mays Here - 2010-02-25 |
What I would not give to see the look on their faces when they left that theater after seeing the incoherent, stupid, and worst of all boring mess that their beloved franchise had become.
Rodents of Unusual Size
I think the second one wasn't nearly as bad as the third, which is just utter absolute nethershit. Whereas 2 is just a stinking turd.
The third at least has a big finale where Neo and Hugo Weaving got at it Dragon Ball Z style. Everything else is shit, but that bit was neat.
Whereas the second's idea of a climax is to have Keanu Reeves talk to an old man sitting in a chair for five minutes, and nothing makes any fucking sense.
BIlly Mays Here
Seriously. I mean, when they were making it they bragged about how the car chase was the largest ever put to film, how they build miles of highway specifically for it, and even leaving the theater I didn't remember any of it aside from the two semis blowing up at the end.
|Udderdude - 2010-02-26 |
|boner - 2010-02-26 |
I watched the second movie twice to make sure I didn't like it. 3rd one, I still rented it, but can't remember what happened.
|oogaBooga - 2010-02-26 |
The first in a long line of movies that should have stayed sans-sequel.
Well, not really - but the most notable of the modern examples.
|Goethe and ernie - 2010-02-26 |
The Matrix sequels were clearly the result of a massive lack of judgement. If two transvestite brothers called Wackoff tell you how the sequel's going to be even better because it's got dreadlocked albino twins in it, Christ, treat it like an email from a Nigerian prince and tell them to bollocks.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-02-26 |
I think the "fun" the anchor spoke of was that they didn't tell the other Matrix fans that the last guy was going to be there when they started shooting.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-02-26 |
Just imagine if you were the Sentinel's dad. Watching this at home, with your friends who were there to just watch the game or possibly right before poker.
|MaulLove - 2010-02-26 |
Is that a fucking slinky?
Just noticed the tag.
|memedumpster - 2010-02-26 |
|zatojones - 2010-02-26 |
meh the sequels weren't that bad
|zerobackup - 2010-02-26 |
FREEMAN 713 I AM A SENTINEL *crackle crackle crackle*
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-02-26 |
|charmlessman - 2010-02-26 |
Wow. Seth Rogan is SUCH a nerd!
|andybrownie - 2011-04-10 |
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