|The Mothership |
I stand corrected; the ending IS better with context.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
I just want her digits. Fuck me for liking the wrong things.
Nothing wrong with wanting to bang hipsters.
I doubt you're her type though.
I really like how all the major drug groups are demonstrated here.
From left to right: xanax/opiates, cocaine, Evan Williams, amphetamines.
The only thing wrong with banging hipster bitches is wondering if she's only into you because you are incredibly strange looking/too fucking weird to live. That's the sort of thing that would score her cred with her cohort.
I love how Judge Judy tries to shout them out of their quirky affectations.
I love these people so much.
|wtf japan |
This is amazing and timely as hell. LJ: I just got in a fight with some hipsters my roommate has been hanging out with last night. Neither of us realized what they were, and when I put all the pieces together and called one a hipster, all hell broke loose. I thought they were just regular people who liked David Lynch and tight jeans.
I am racist against hipsters. Fuck a hipster.
If I recall correctly, baleen flirted with hipsterdom before condemning it for all the same reasons anyone with any sense condemns it. Also, it's pretty fucking easy to find "the shrooms" without some dumbass hipster's help. A hipster is not the human equivalent of a truffle hog.
Arent they? Anyways I dont know enough drug people anymore since I quit smoking weed, so hipsters are just a proxy.
I condemned hipsterdom because I got bored with it, but that doesn't mean I didn't enjoy fucking pretty girls in funny clothes who liked to listen to Wire.
punch hip faces
BTW this is all a bullshit publicity stunt.
HE'S A GOOD FRIEND BUT HE LIKES TO DESTROY MY PROPERTY AND KILL ANIMALS.
Whole life is ridiculous, indeed.
And the final word goes to you!
Egad, I look almost exactly like the leather jacket boyfriend. Except with red hair.
My reaction would probably be the same, too.
I dare someone to define "hipster"
A hipster is someone who gets defensive and paranoid when people start throwing the term "hipster" around because they realize that their idiosyncrasies are manufactured, that their interests are disingenuous, and that someone is getting dangerously close to calling them out on all of it.
That term is thrown around alot here. This is the first time I've seen it used properly.
A hipster is someone who misunderstands irony as cultural literacy and values this misunderstanding above all else: constructing a set of aesthetic sensibilities that to set him aloof of the status quo and conform exclusively to elements of culture that validate these assumptions.
A hipster wears a black leather jacket to court, because court, like all moments of human interaction is about making an ironic statement. That's all.
A hipster misinterprets a deposition as an opportunity to talk about her music career.
A hipster is misinterprets her unemployed sedentary life as a music career.
Hipster is also a term used by socially blunted teenagers/twentysomethings to describe people who have sex and spend their money having fun.
does that answer your question?
Yes, because I question the overuse of the word, I must be guilty of owning a three wolf t-shirt and Kanye West sunglasses... or whatever the fuck it is "hipsters" do.
I just remember a time not all that long ago in which a hipster had a very discernible look and attitude... and a terrible vinyl collection to go along with it. But these days, anyone that isn't wearing Wranglers or sandals or whatever the fuck it is normals wear is a "hipster." The term is quickly becoming the LOLCATS of early 2010.
Never in a million years would I think to describe the longhair in the black leather jacket as a "hipster." If I were being nice, I'd probably call him a "hessian" (nice because I'm sure that's what he's going for here.)
i dont think the guy you're talking about would even know what the term hessian means.
So you guys gathered all of that about the people in this clip just by watching it?
OH MY GOD NO THEY'RE RUINING THE SANCTITY OF THE JUDGE JUDY TELEVISION SHOW
No. I live with them. I buy drugs from them. I fuck their girlfriends and I listen to their music.
I hope that clears things up.
You listen to Crystal Castles and Xiu Xiu? Really sorry to hear that, dude.
What's next, denying the existence of goth and hippies?
Saying hipsters are a boogey man construct of SQUARES means one of two things: you yourself are a hipster or you have never ever lived in a U.S. coastal metro area. Spend 5 minutes in Portland or Williamsburg and try saying there's no such thing as what Ape Man described exactly.
The short answer to "what is a hipster" ?
Arrested development theater majors perpetually stuck in freshman year.
There is usually a trust fund involved.
Scanning video responses. . .
Bitter virgins present. Dangerous levels of delusion present. Bullshit posturing at maximum. Proceed at own risk.
The ending is priceless...holy shit that is the funniest shit.
"We only smash stuff outside..."
Coward, huh? Wonder what his ancestors did to get that name.
That's my mom's family's name. I come from a long line of Cowards and I'm proud to admit that.
I assume that if they weren't Cowards, they'd probably have died during the various wars over the centuries, so thus I exist.
I want to get one thing out of the way before i continue with this comment: i truly find the girl obnoxious and not adorable, and pretty much everyone involved in all this aka the hipsters are complete tools.
That said I love people like judge Judy, bully's at heart who seek out professions of power so they can now get paid for being cocks. see I don't think Judy is ballsy, badass or anything, I think quite frankly shes a bitch. Anyone who would put some ratty ass t.v. that a bunch of hipsters had ( and you know it was a ratty ass t.v. as to a hipster that would be ironic thus justifying its existence over say a flatscreen) over a living thing, fuck the fact its a cat, that person is pretty much a douche. Even if she was trying to fuck with them it just makes her seem petty.
This is perfect. I approve of all these people.
I like it when Judge Judy isn't the star of the show.
Also, you can't hit a cat with a TV. It's impossible.
|Jack Dalton |
I don't think she was laughing at all. She was fidgety. Nervous. Dorky.
Also discussing a dead cat.
Dude's eyes are too close together.
And everyone involved is high out of their gourd.
Well of course smashin' stuff outside is fun, why would you even say something so duuuh.
|Princess v2.1 |
fuck a hipster
"The guy's a crazy animal killer but he's not a bad friend usually!"
I got a rationale, just sayin!
Judge Judy screams. A lot. At a lot of people. And none deserve it as much as these ass-cunts; yet it didn't happen.
When Fathawk interrupted JJ twice, followed by "Alright mama." without immediately being withered to a husk by horrid shrieks, I knew something was up about this video.
I would probably pork her in the ass but she would have to badger me for it.
I think they might be musicians.
I really want to hear the music.
So much awesome in this video.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I'll bet that girl has written a lot of Twilight fanfiction. I'm talking at least a gigabyte's worth.
If someone killed my cat, I'm not sure what I'd do. I can imagine what I would do, but I'm not going to write it online in case could be used as evidence.
This literaly left me laughing for fifteen seconds after this ended,
|Beer-battered Onion Ring |
"I don't care about your rationale!"
That hipster girl was the role that Britney Murphy was born to play.
I think my whole life is ridiculous.
I'm glad that was his only line.
|Three Gee |
can we just talk about baltimore for a second? like where were these people in The Wire?
Omar: Naw nigga gimme yo fuckin money.
Longhair McDrunky: (Looks around for TV) Fuck. Okay, man.
hahahhahahhaaha whoever edited the interviews that ran during the credits was having a lot of fun. "i feel like my whole life is ridiculous, really..."
Not sure if I should be ashamed or proud that I have actually heard of the band before this.
I want to hug her. She just needs a big hug so much. Then I would pet her head. (tell me about the rabbits)
I want to kill her cat. I hate those people too. Kate does seem to be filthy and nasty.
I know someone who is friends with this band, this was absolutely a prank.
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