Totally.

And the cat is fine.

That girl is fine

Same.

God, imagine what she would say if I got her all fucked up.

What a night!

Fidgety bitches are hot

Nothing wrong with wanting to bang hipsters.
I doubt you're her type though.

I really like how all the major drug groups are demonstrated here.
From left to right: xanax/opiates, cocaine, Evan Williams, amphetamines.

The only thing wrong with banging hipster bitches is wondering if she's only into you because you are incredibly strange looking/too fucking weird to live. That's the sort of thing that would score her cred with her cohort.

You guys are fucked!

Perfectly phrased.

Man don't let baleen hear you saying that

There are good hipsters and bad hipsters. You had an encounter with bad hipsters. Good hipsters know where to get the shrooms.

If I recall correctly, baleen flirted with hipsterdom before condemning it for all the same reasons anyone with any sense condemns it. Also, it's pretty fucking easy to find "the shrooms" without some dumbass hipster's help. A hipster is not the human equivalent of a truffle hog.

Arent they? Anyways I dont know enough drug people anymore since I quit smoking weed, so hipsters are just a proxy.

I condemned hipsterdom because I got bored with it, but that doesn't mean I didn't enjoy fucking pretty girls in funny clothes who liked to listen to Wire.

punch hip faces

BTW this is all a bullshit publicity stunt.

http://citypaper.net/blogs/criticalmass/2010/02/26/now-see-thi s-teeth-mountain-on-judge-judy/

Some of my best friends are hipsters

part of me thinks she still wants to be friends

All of my stars are for the greasiest guy ever saying "I got rationale!"

You're Axl Rose circa 1992?

A hipster is someone who gets defensive and paranoid when people start throwing the term "hipster" around because they realize that their idiosyncrasies are manufactured, that their interests are disingenuous, and that someone is getting dangerously close to calling them out on all of it.

Shut up! That`s not true at all.

That term is thrown around alot here. This is the first time I've seen it used properly.

A hipster is someone who misunderstands irony as cultural literacy and values this misunderstanding above all else: constructing a set of aesthetic sensibilities that to set him aloof of the status quo and conform exclusively to elements of culture that validate these assumptions.

A hipster wears a black leather jacket to court, because court, like all moments of human interaction is about making an ironic statement. That's all.

A hipster misinterprets a deposition as an opportunity to talk about her music career.

A hipster is misinterprets her unemployed sedentary life as a music career.

Hipster is also a term used by socially blunted teenagers/twentysomethings to describe people who have sex and spend their money having fun.

does that answer your question?

Yes, because I question the overuse of the word, I must be guilty of owning a three wolf t-shirt and Kanye West sunglasses... or whatever the fuck it is "hipsters" do.

I just remember a time not all that long ago in which a hipster had a very discernible look and attitude... and a terrible vinyl collection to go along with it. But these days, anyone that isn't wearing Wranglers or sandals or whatever the fuck it is normals wear is a "hipster." The term is quickly becoming the LOLCATS of early 2010.

Never in a million years would I think to describe the longhair in the black leather jacket as a "hipster." If I were being nice, I'd probably call him a "hessian" (nice because I'm sure that's what he's going for here.)

i dont think the guy you're talking about would even know what the term hessian means.

http://k-punk.abstractdynamics.org/archives/010588.html

Is the term still being used? I haven't heard it in a while. APE GOD defined the term pretty well. For me, hipsters are people just desperate to have a sub-culture of their "own" without having to belong to any existing sub-culture/socio-musical movement out there. They're just too good to like anything with a certain level of public recognition, so, crap that nobody likes or cares is what they seek, and if they get questioned about it, they just say they're being ironic, without understanding what the word really means.

Summary: clueless self-important people with too much free time.

This website just got a new motto, mama.

So you guys gathered all of that about the people in this clip just by watching it?

OH MY GOD NO THEY'RE RUINING THE SANCTITY OF THE JUDGE JUDY TELEVISION SHOW

A hipster is half hippie, half hamster.

Finally, a reasonable answer.

spikestoyiu :


No. I live with them. I buy drugs from them. I fuck their girlfriends and I listen to their music.

I hope that clears things up.

Just tell me who was responsible for turning a Funkadelic record into a melted overpriced candy dish for sale at the local book store so I can hate along a vector. It was Maggot Brain for the love of God.

You listen to Crystal Castles and Xiu Xiu? Really sorry to hear that, dude.

What's next, denying the existence of goth and hippies?

Saying hipsters are a boogey man construct of SQUARES means one of two things: you yourself are a hipster or you have never ever lived in a U.S. coastal metro area. Spend 5 minutes in Portland or Williamsburg and try saying there's no such thing as what Ape Man described exactly.

The short answer to "what is a hipster" ?

Arrested development theater majors perpetually stuck in freshman year.

There is usually a trust fund involved.

Scanning video responses. . .

Bitter virgins present. Dangerous levels of delusion present. Bullshit posturing at maximum. Proceed at own risk.

That's my mom's family's name. I come from a long line of Cowards and I'm proud to admit that.

I assume that if they weren't Cowards, they'd probably have died during the various wars over the centuries, so thus I exist.

I think Judy knew the details of the case beforehand and was extremely skeptical of the girl's claim that the guy killed her cat (because it is obviously total bullshit). If she sincerely believed that there was a decent chance that the girl was telling the truth, she wouldn't have been so bitchy.

The only clearly likeable person in any Judge Judy episode is the bailiff. Unless you're some kind of racist.

Also, you can't hit a cat with a TV. It's impossible.

See you in Brooklyn, motherfuckers.

oh my god.

yeah, 1:04 is especially awesome because she transitions from "OH MY GOD IM GOING TO LAUGH IN JUDGE JUDYS FACE SO HARD" and hysterical bawling like MAGIC BUTTER

i wish more people knew this was fake, which is a rare feeling for me

I don't think she was laughing at all. She was fidgety. Nervous. Dorky.

Also discussing a dead cat.

look closer

Concert was awesome. Ill see them again in NJ.

Judge Judy screams. A lot. At a lot of people. And none deserve it as much as these ass-cunts; yet it didn't happen.

When Fathawk interrupted JJ twice, followed by "Alright mama." without immediately being withered to a husk by horrid shrieks, I knew something was up about this video.

Yeah coked-up greasy skinny girl...my god you're right.