Eroticus E 
Evil enough, but your definition of SFW is questionable.
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TeenerTot
Whaaaaaaaa???
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Smellvin
Excellent! Last time I was going down on my girlfriend I was thinking "Something's missing. There needs to be more sparklies!" I'm very happy that this service exists, since it will now make everything so much better.
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oddeye
although i popped a boner watching this the end result looked like an STD or crab infection or something.
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oddeye
Still I can't not 5 star such a beautiful pussy.
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biclops
These people don't know what a vagina is
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hornung labiazzle just sounds too clunky.
fupazzle sounds great though.
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kingofthenothing It's all fun and games until they do the other hole and you have the Glitter Shitter.
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kingarthur GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM SWEEEEEEAAAAAAAATEEEERRRRRR!
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poorwill Oh, sorry TheMothership, you already put 'clam' to good use.
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StanleyPain
I don't see the connection to 9/11 other than something being destroyed.
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Bindar_Dundat
Does the grandma vajazzle go all the way up to the belly button?
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baleen
Um... I think I'm related to this lady.
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TeenerTot There's a resemblance in the family jewels.
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baleen
No really. I'm fairly sure this woman is a cousin of mine. There was a schism in my family and we just never knew "that side."
This is that side. This is really very weird for me!
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Squidmojo
I made my wife watch this and she just kept saying, "Are they fuckin serious." Over and over and over.
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Adham Nu'man
That's one of way of wasting some perfectly good vagina.
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kingofthenothing
I'm really hoping this is some early April Fools thing.
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dementomstie No, it's a real thing. But I read the blog entry that this corresponds to and the woman is being much nicer to the spa personnel than she is in the article. She thinks that this is totally stupid and that the term "Vajazzling" is really stupid and childish. I read the article off of a link from the Twitter account of William Gibson.
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oswaldtheluckyrabbit
"A short film by Gary He"
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ItsAboutTime
This took away both my libido and my desire for a USA trip. This is up there with the luge crash video in the regrettable watch department.
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Camonk
This is basically the biggest "fuck you" to feminists I can think of except for giving up the vote.
Good job, 21st century upper middle class American women with too much money and not enough self-esteem.
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Steebis
Let's transform the pubic mound into a diamond tipped emery board for the most abrasive sex ever.
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stage
I don't know... I think it'd be hot to pull a girls panties down and see some sparkling jewels there.
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Crucifried
This is like those poison dart frogs that are bright red and yellow. This says "THIS THING IS DANGEROUS". Snakes would be afraid to eat her.
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pastorofmuppets
I thought it was permanent. LAME
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oogaBooga
Stop fucking unicorns.
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kingarthur
No one's linked to this yet? For shame.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypn436DFTUQ
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Comatose2
I think it's kinda hot...at least the chick is, or something. I mean, I still want to do her, even with the crystals (or is because of the crystals?).
Also, I would do my nuts up like this and get mad rutty with a vajazzled chick.
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pastorofmuppets
I love this because it sounds like something Ray Smuckles invented.
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Hooker
So aside from the fact that this looks like some horrible venereal disease, how do they come off? Are you just walking around and they eventually trickle down your legs and escape out your pants? Do they get caught in the panties and give you the sensation of pebbles caught in your panties all day? Do they come off in the shower and clog up your drain?
I don't actually want to know the answer to any of these questions, but I feel they need to be verbalized.
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pastorofmuppets If you see random rhinestones on the pavement, do not pick them up.
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Dicknuts
Lil Wayne is using this to store his teeth while he's in the clink.
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Creeps
Five stars for George Lopez' sweaty meat face interrupting the whole thing.
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Charles
What does this have to do with 9/11?
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