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Desc:Thank god my voices don't sound like an infomercial.
Category:Educational, Horror
Tags:schizophrenia, do not answer the phone, voices, youre worthless, so stupid
Submitted:augias
Date:03/03/10
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Comment count is 39
Caminante Nocturno - 2010-03-03
It's the weather.

It's here for us.
oogaBooga - 2010-03-03
Even a goddamn werewolf is entitled to legal council.
APE_GOD - 2010-03-03
Less like an infomercial and more like a mudslinging political ad.

egglab - 2010-03-03
oven fresh poizzon.
THA SUGAH RAIN - 2010-03-03
I too am suspicious of people knocking on my door with food I did not order. 4Chan probably posted his dox.
delicatessen - 2010-03-03
I was expecting goblins and snakes and giant spiders and shit. There is a serious lack of imagination in this fellow's schizophrenic episodes.
MrBuddy - 2010-03-04
Yeah, me too! The best he could do was a bubbling pizza and the TV guys talking to him? Say, when did the word "powerful" become a euphemism for "disturbing"? The video is a let down but the comments are full of win. Five stars for everyone!

augias - 2010-03-03
His wife's condescending pet-owner tone when she sees the pizza on the floor. Then she offers him the pills he didn't want.
Syd Midnight - 2010-03-03
Yeah, the creepy drug commercial feel blends seamlessly with the delusions. Opening the curtain was a trap.

Aelric - 2010-03-03
Yeah right, Schizos don't have wives. They are too worthless to love. And they don't have nurses, because they know you are faking it. that means that lady is a strangers. Quick, grab a knife. Don't grab that knife. Cut her deep. No. Open the basement door, throw the body inside. no one can ever know. They all know.
James Woods - 2010-03-03
:O

APE_GOD - 2010-03-03
Perfect.

yourmother - 2010-03-03
Not the basement, that's the first place they'll look. Why are you so stupid?

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-03-03
Who's at the door?

It's the weather!

It KNOWS!

kennydra - 2010-03-03
facilitator! FACILITATOR!!!
kingarthur - 2010-03-03
I'm glad I'm not in a position to know exactly how accurate or inaccurate this may be. I mean, I constantly think I'm worthless and stupid and so on, but thank god I don't have a diagnosis where I hear voices.
Spoonybard - 2010-03-06
What you have or have not been diagnosed with is irrelevant to whether or not you read voices

Spoonybard - 2010-03-06
Hear... hear voices

Konversekid - 2010-03-03
On the plus side, when he isn't going batshit insane, he always has a delightful tune in his head.
SixDigitDebt - 2010-03-03
I'd prefer those voices. Mine suck. They don't pay rent. They don't have jobs. They just drink a lot and sing old sea chanteys until I jab someone in the eye with a fork. :(
Syd Midnight - 2010-03-03
I don't exactly hear voices, but that disclaimer at the beginning is how I mentally start my day.

Aelric - 2010-03-03
You know, I find it strange that he has the voices of both male and females mocking him constantly.
Jaguar Wong - 2010-03-03
My Future is static
It's already had it
I could tuck you in
And we can talk about it
I had a dream
And it split the scene
But I got a hunch
It's coming back to me
Gwago - 2010-03-04
That was the first SY song I heard, now they're one of my favorite bands. Kudos, good sir!

Raggamuffin - 2010-03-04
What really takes this to the next level is when you realize that the voices sound exactly like The Colonel and Rose from Metal Gear Solid 2.

I NEED SCISSORS! 61!!!
Squeamish - 2010-03-04
I know what my voices would say.

THEY KNOW

THEY ALL KNOW

THEY -

Hey, is that a free pizza? Awesome!
burnt popcorn - 2010-03-04
4:59
mashedtater - 2010-03-04
i have a friend who has a cousin who has schizophrenia. i went to stay with her and her disclaimer was," if you see him carrying a hammer around, dont worry."

she told me he usually didnt hear figures talk to him, but once one shoved him against the wall of the house and hissed at him,"you're gonna burn" and he felt his hair catch on fire.

she would talk to him and he would close the door in her face because "the voices didnt like her"

i did not sleep the entire fucking week because i was thinking about that hammer.
phalsebob - 2010-03-04
Yes, we've all had bad acid trips. Do not look at your tongue under any circumstances.
Timothy A. Bear - 2010-03-04
When do they start the simulation.
Rape Van Winkle - 2010-03-04
I wish my wife had been nice like her

:-(
zatojones - 2010-03-04
she's a liar. can't you see? one moment she was going on about the heavy rain and the next she's showing him a sunny day. she's obviously hiding something.

Rape Van Winkle - 2010-03-04
Yes, but when my ex-wife controlled the weather to fuck with me, it was really obvious. His wife at least makes it believable enough that it's not insulting.

Camonk - 2010-03-04
Where'd the shirt go? How'd I end up in the kitchen without crossing intervening space? AUUUGH! Where'd my newspaper go?! Aaaah, these voices will help. I'm not in this alone.
Enjoy - 2010-03-04
LJ: I spent the last year watching develop schizophrenia and progress from small, managable psychotic episodes to a complete loss of reality. It was one of the strangest, saddest, mysterious things I've ever observed.
Enjoy - 2010-03-04
er I left out a word: watching someone else develop this...

Gwago - 2010-03-04
Come on. Even I know better than to have pizza delivered, UNANNOUNCED, to someone who's suffering from schizophrenia. Way to mess with his head, lady!
Rev. Blackson Pollock - 2010-04-12
And to call on the phone and holler and scream about rain. That's the way to create a calming environment for schizo joe there.

Rev. Blackson Pollock - 2010-04-12
in retrospect this needs an empathy tag

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