Thank you... shes the arthouse "chick" who thought she was edgy yet no guy would touch with a ten foot pole. Now shes making money off the steep steep decline in musical standards, with a pretentious and tired routine that's as bout as edgy as Marilyn Manson.

RAGING AGAINST THE MACHINE

Yeah, a classically-trained, highly intelligent musician who adopts an outrageous persona that brings her fame and fortune is totally a hermaphrodite and not just letting the urban legend spread because it's even more free publicity. Your edgy dismissal of a popular musician as an indication of declining musical standards is totally original and not something that every generation has said about the one that followed them since the beginning of time and been wrong each time.

Good point Billy, but I still don't like her music. It's no better or worse than Madonna though, people need to calm down about it.

That's exactly what I was thinking. The Illuminati must hold a world record for most incompetent world domination group and secret society: every nut job in Western Civilization knows about everything they do. Even Hollywood and video game makers are better at hiding what they're up to.

The Illuminati is a general term for any of the secret masters of the world. This includes the masons, the alien/government alliance conspiracy, and this guy's neighbor who is using a machine to reflect invisible beams at his house that killed his cat and made him lose his job.

Weren't you paying attention? They're "indoctrinating your mind" so that when they rise up and take over the world, you're just going to go along with it, because it will remind you of a pop music video.

Given that a lot of these conspiracies are held by people who have their own "rule the world" fantasies, it makes sense to them that if you ran things, you'd want to smear it in the faces of your enemies.

Just like it was done to them in gym class on field day when that Johnny Masterson grabbed their hair and shoved their head into a huge pile of dog poo and then laughed and everyone laughed and they'll show themoh,yesthey'llshowthemandgetTHEMALLRAAAAAGGGGE!

Ahem. Or something like that.

Yeah, "advanced".

"We must stop the LILUMINATL!"

That was for hornung, but whatever.