cumming blood into a boys mouth.

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You can tell this is a joke because there's no random rhyming. Otherwise you wouldn't know.

The weak shop called, and they're running out of you.

We need an "Archimedes screw" tag. Even if it isn't put on this video.

This has got to be the creepiest viral ad campaign for milk I've ever seen. Especially since a lot of the other fake items listed on their web site come pretty close to impractical versions actual products designed to help people with real disabilities.

Wait until this is real.

Why does M. Night Shyamalan always have to have a cameo?

Also, inclined plane, bitches.