Nameless Security Guard assumed that his boat had sailed. Never in his wildest dreams did he imagine he'd still get to use his degree in Chemical Engineering.
For shit sake Frank every damn time you see liquid you scream "BOILING ACID!". How many times has it been boiling acid? Well? Yeah. Never. Remember last month at Denney's? The waitress brought you the coffee that YOU ASKED FOR then you screamed "BOILING ACID" and ran out the door. I ended up telling her you had turrets.
Is the security guard supposed to be Jewish? Is this just a piece of really ineffectual racism? "Jews are bad security guards! They have to be rescued by Batman!"