Timothy A. Bear You can spin the plates and make tie-dye pancakes using all the syrups.
The Mothership A Frame + balloons + omg look at that salad! = 5 Stars.
Raggamuffin I want the one that looks like a bird so fucking bad now and you don't understand.
Camonk I would seriously strangle a minority to get a taste of that bird thing.
Hooper_X I am totally sorry to break this to you guys, but that's just a bird-shaped ceramic serving dish. It looks like the actual meal is some kind of a flan.
Robert DeNegro Well in that case, I'd shoot my grandmother on the head while she's crocheting doilies on her hoveround just to lick that bird-shaped ceramic flan serving dish.
Camonk Goddammit Hooper. It was on a fucking old commercial and I was never going to find out. You could have just let me believe that IHOP used to have some crazy-ass bird-shaped pancake machine.
ez The Old Ones truly had access to forbidden knowledge that is best left forgotten.
Jeriko-1 You know, if you raised a child locked away from the world and constantly subjected to washed out out commercials like this you could create quite the monster.
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