Scynne
I'd like to see someone use that in court.
"It wasn't me, the bullet did it!"

oddeye
You could even say he's a "stone-cold" killer!!

Syd Midnight
God willing, someday Grandpa Wisely will throw him at a homosexual.

Raggamuffin
From context I understand what you were trying to say, so alright!

phalsebob
I have a cold and I'm all fuzzy. Black puppet, of course.

Jeff Fries
That word you just invented, I don't think means what you think it means

unknown rebel
It helps to illustrate the point about pedigree. Christians are obsessed with race and descent, but even if you're black you can be a good man.

fluffy
Back then "giant" just meant someone who was over 5'4".

That guy
Franklin!

kingofthenothing
You see kids, God loves us all and you're not supposed to kill because God said so, but if God personally makes an exception and says you're the guy who's going to kill another guy, then you're just supposed to do it because it's God will, and if that doesn't make sense to you then that means you need to pray to God until you have the faith to where A. it does make sense or B. it doesn't have to make sense as long as you obey.

phalsebob
Are you suggesting the story told from the point of view of David's hot pants?

Cleaner82
Goliath's rotting corpse caused a flower to grow?

Somebody's gotta draw the short straw.

Hooper_X
David had to go over Goliath so the people would accept him as their leader. Goliath was basically a boss fight.

rustedmutt
I was a fat kid...he would have needed a big damn slingshot.

That guy
Just like the Bible is, amirite?