BIlly Mays Here - 2010-03-06
I'm just a stone
Yes I'm only a stone
And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill
...FUCK
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casualcollapse - 2020-07-02 Oddly enough in 2020 you could get away with it a lot more because somebody would probably have to email support for you to get banned
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dementomstie - 2010-03-06
He says he's just a stone, but if he's the stone used in David and Goliath... he's a killer. A cold hearted killer.
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oddeye - 2010-03-06 You could even say he's a "stone-cold" killer!!
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phalsebob - 2010-03-06
Serious question here. If a white dude uses a white puppet, is that racist? I'm gonna say yes, and call it blackfist.
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phalsebob - 2010-03-06 I have a cold and I'm all fuzzy. Black puppet, of course.
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Jeff Fries - 2010-03-06 That word you just invented, I don't think means what you think it means
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unknown rebel - 2010-03-06 It helps to illustrate the point about pedigree. Christians are obsessed with race and descent, but even if you're black you can be a good man.
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Bort - 2010-03-06
Next they should do the Dream of the Rood with puppets.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-03-06
If God made this thing, God is woefully out of touch with today's youth.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2010-03-06
GOD WILL USE YOU!
HE WILL USE YOU UP!
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Spastic Avenger - 2010-03-06
This song is such a bathetic dirge that it sounds like the universe is gradually winding down.
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Camonk - 2010-03-06
Seriously, you've got the story of David and Goliath told from the point of the view of the rock and it's boring as shit? Goddammit, evangelicals!
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phalsebob - 2010-03-06 Are you suggesting the story told from the point of view of David's hot pants?
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Killer Joe - 2010-03-06
But, what was His use for Goliath?
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Cleaner82 - 2010-03-06 Goliath's rotting corpse caused a flower to grow?
Somebody's gotta draw the short straw.
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Hooper_X - 2010-03-06 David had to go over Goliath so the people would accept him as their leader. Goliath was basically a boss fight.
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unknown rebel - 2010-03-06
Where as the only other singing anthropomorphic stone just sat and waited for the world to end.
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Cleaner82 - 2010-03-06
God's wisdom is so great that he can use the tiniest stone to kill a man! He could use you that way too kids.
Praise Jesus.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2010-03-06
Yeah, I like Transformers and all, but they never should have let "Rock Lords" go to series like this.
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nemeses9 - 2010-03-06
Wait, why is the black kid calling the white guy grandpa?
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memedumpster - 2010-03-06
Why didn't Johnny Cash cover this!?
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Big Muddy - 2010-05-07
Crippets layin sum science on ya dome like davy wit dat stone!
Ol' punk-ass Goliath got knocked the fuck out by Jezus power!
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That guy - 2010-05-16
I deem these comments a communal work of genius.
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That guy - 2010-05-18 Just like the Bible is, amirite?
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