socialist_hentai - 2010-03-09 That's why you have to use the new and improved cold steal pepper-spray-shoulder-mounted-fire-hose, and if you order now we'll include out patented robotic-ventriloquist-drone to confuse the attacker about your whereabouts.
Call now and ensure safe and productive bicycle rides for you and your family.
oddeye - 2010-03-09 I guess we don't need to argue about it anymore since this proves I was right and therefore: I WIN
William Burns - 2010-03-10 Yeah, instead of using a mostly harmless irritant to defend yourself, just shoot 'em! Enjoy your time in prison, oddeye!
oddeye - 2010-03-10 why would I go to jail for defending myself against an armed assailant?
In fact I only ever leave the house with my grenade vest on, I doubt I would be attacked in the first place.
Goofy Gorilla - 2010-03-10 Totally works. Didn't shoot even close to her.