Next time, I hope she bears the safety rules in mind.

Whatever, she bearly had a scratch on her

It's good to see the poetv comment section bearing fruit for once.

Good thing they didn't get her whole arm. Bears have the rights to arms.

Beer is my bear-neccessity.

If this had happened to me, it would have been the polar opposite. I would have lost my toes and not have a panda carry them in. At that point my pants would have some brown in them, and not just from the Kodiak in my pocket. Wouldn't that be a grizzly sight?

Yeah, three for disappointment.

punch black bear faces

I guess you need a little imagination and insight to see that the evil is in the backstory. The woman is forty-something. Grandma. Which may indicate her daughter is a teen mother. And she's drunk. At the zoo. With the grandkid. And the grandkid sees the drunk grandma get her fingers...aw forget it.

YES THE MUTILATION SHOW ME IT DAMN YOU