|oddeye - 2010-03-10 |
Don't even bother watching
Did you know Alien was one giant metaphor for rape? Should be right up your alley.
I will rape your alley, fat bitch.
|voodoo_pork - 2010-03-10 |
Meh. Mediocre review for a mediocre game. Can't be too surprised.
If you had played the 2 PC AvP games previous to this one you'd know that it wasn't mediocre it was godawful. The controls were atrocious, clearly designed for the console-tards. The predator and marine arsenal was cut in half, and the alien no longer glides seamlessly from wall to wall like the previous games, nu he just jumps at odd intervals.
TL;DR I hate this game more than he does.
yeah this is a franchised shitgame on every level, the worst part is how it totally fails to be scary.
this is most probably because aliens never come at you in numbers greater than three and they always move at the speed of a person briskly walking along.
If you'd like to compare, the now criminally ugly but still fun 1999 original is on steam for like 3€
I'm curious. Does the 1999 version hold up? Deus Ex has not aged well.
In my opinion, it still holds up fairly decent, especially as you can work in unlimited savestates pretty easily, which removes one irritating aspect of the original.
The steam version also has multiplayer working, which is completely manic (in a good way).
I'm not falling for that you stupid prick.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-03-10 |
5 for the end credits.
|RomancingTrain - 2010-03-10 |
I'm getting sick of him not bothering with multiplayer especially when that's pretty much the only reason to play this game, at least it was funnier than usual.
He is terrible at videogames. If he played a game of MW2 online i'd be surprised if he got one single solitary kill.
a flaming monkey
His 'reviews' are always incomplete because they're not so much a review but a bitter ramble which focuses on things that he can turn into a joke. If you're relying on Yahtzee's opinions in your decision to purchase/play a game, then you're going to have pretty slim pickings.
|Louis Armstrong - 2010-03-10 |
Cool! they made a remake of the 90's arcade version, I love 90's week!
Aw shit! Fucking evil.
|Valkor - 2010-03-11 |
Is Zero Punctuation pissing off video game nerds of all people? Yes it is.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman - 2010-03-12 |
I like the little fat kid sprite.
|Goethe and ernie - 2010-06-19 |
Lance Henriksen was a robot anyway, so the aliens had no interest in eating him, one-starring this for such an egregious error
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