dinner....



TO THE EXTREME!!!!

Most of you kids will never know just how extreme the 90's were. It was a beautiful time to be alive.

Dan Cortese died on the way back his home planet.

That was my job for a while in high school. Though it sucked, it was a valuable learning experience: it taught me that a job can be humiliating, tedious, stressful, physically draining, soul-crushing, and pay like shit, and you'll STILL complain about not getting enough hours. I think it also motivated me to do well in college, so that I would never end up back in that place.

Interesting.. I never realized BK once considered the Ground Round to be their main competitor.

Here at Burger K, hey, we're just kickin it, you know, listening to real customers like you and giving you TABLE SERVICE!!!1! Because, you know, it's crazy how no one but us thought of that, am I right?

Also, he's like a weird mix between Steve Nash, Bret "Hitman" Hart, and cocaine.

"These are ACTUAL PEOPLE!"

I figured they woulda gone for incredibly lifelike automaton actors. Revolutionary to get actual people.

I remember that popcorn being a half-step away from inedible.