|Influence Device TIMR - 2010-03-17 |
|Squeamish - 2010-03-17 |
Oh FUCK THIS
If that was my house, there would be so many robot sailor bits laying around all sledgehammered.
|rustedmutt - 2010-03-17 |
Can't sleep, robot sailors will eat me.
|Meerkat - 2010-03-17 |
Every morning, Tom would open his eyes and sit bolt upright with a snap and a wide, toothful smile. Ginger would climb down off the bed like a whipped cur, her tail between her legs, casting fearful glances behind her, for she knew.
Every morning, Tom would have his breakfast and shower. He woud dress for work, whistling a cheerful non-tune through his teeth -- more a vague reptilian sibilance than a pure tone.
Then came the time Ginger feared the most. The time when he would leave. For each day, as he left the house, he swept aside the white cotton sheet that covered ... Them.
Every morning, Tom left the house and locked the door, chuckling to himself with barely suppressed glee at the "fun" his dog would have with her little friends all day while he was gone.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-03-17 |
Make the motion-activated, then put them in an alleyway or hallway at night.
Make it so that they start screaming like children if someone touches one of them.
|wtf japan - 2010-03-17 |
This is what is ACTUALLY in the Kaaba.
|kennydra - 2010-03-17 |
well that's terrifying beyond words.
|chumbucket - 2010-03-17 |
you've got a lot of nice...toys..here
|Innocent Bystander - 2010-03-17 |
|The Mothership - 2010-03-17 |
Quick, somebody find five robot prostitutes before they get angry.
|athodyd - 2010-03-17 |
With only a little extra editing you could turn this into a deleted scene from Jacob's Ladder
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2010-03-17 |
It's an awesome way to keep your house from ever being foreclosed on, but so is summoning Hastur.
|oogaBooga - 2010-03-17 |
WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY?
|unknown rebel - 2010-03-17 |
Is this England? This looks like a very English thing.
Oh, and it was uploaded Christmas day, 2008. Top that for an incongruous date.
|oogaBooga - 2010-03-17 |
bonus moonwalking pig
Hey, are you the "OogaBoogan" commentator on Youtube? I gotta say, your Guitar Hero videos are really legit.
|Cat_Mech - 2010-03-17 |
'I was thinking it's about time we bought that shotgun.'
|divinitycycle - 2010-03-17 |
What in the unholy fuck?!?!
|big pincers - 2010-03-18 |
christ... at least they weren't life-sized like I thought at first.
|Zarathustra00 - 2010-03-18 |
I don't know whether it makes it more or less horrifying that they are all out of sync.
|Broose182 - 2010-03-19 |
Where's The Doctor when you need him.
|spikestoyiu - 2010-03-23 |
The worst part is that they weren't there when he left that morning.
|oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2010-04-04 |
This is like the final shot of a Werner Herzog movie
|kingofthenothing - 2010-06-19 |
YES!!! The world's most perfect home defense system!
|poples - 2010-07-02 |
This is AWESOME.
|ashtar. - 2010-08-24 |
Is it bad that I started laughing maniacally along with them about ten seconds in?
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