"Heterosexuals do not eat poop."

Did...

Did Scott Lively just call me a bigot?

"We need to know what are they doing their bedroom", yes, we must know what these sinners and sodomites are up to, we must know how they slide their engorged shafts into the eager mouths of their lithe young lovers and shoot streams of hot cum over each other's rippling muscled chests, we must know because it's totally gay and sinful and it doesn't turn us on.

The bad guys in most 90's Saturday-morning cartoons had more nuianced and sympathetic characterization than these people.

how about we let these kooks go over there and just don't let them back in

Even though the majority of homosexuals aren't pedos, THERE ARE A SIGNIFICANT NUMBER THAT ARE

I just keep watching 5:07 - 5:16 over and over. I don't know why that makes me laugh so hard.

Also, during the gay porn part, there are definitely a few erections in that church.

Wha the hell is in the water of Uganda?

Yeah, yeah, that's true, the last thing Uganda should want is to be more like the US.

EVIL ENOUGH

:57 - The universal symbol for "No Butt Sex"

Preacher: "That is like saying the people fighting terrorism are terrorists themselves! ROFL!!!!"

Dan Harris: ...

Preacher: "LOL!!"

Dan Harris: ...

Preacher: "ah hah...hah..."

Dan Harris: ...

I truly doubt that the Nazi movement was hoosexual in nature. If it was, why would a high ranking homosexual (Alan Turing) help break its military ciphers?

Whenever I hear the phrase "the homosexual agenda", I immediately think of this webcomic.

http://www.threepanelsoul.com/imagedump/20060828.jpg

Stupid people using the power of religion to swap the dumber masses. Where have I seen this before?

Death is probably an act of mercy rather than punishment in Uganda, particularly if you're gay.

Also, fuck you Scott Lively. "I WANT GAYS TO BE STOPPED AND WIPED OUT AND I AM PROUD OF THIS INSANE BILL I'VE INCITED IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY...but that doesn't mean I hate homos, really!"

Well, I guess when you have no economy, no education, and a complete lack of understanding that the religion you profess was forced down your throat by white people with a extensive history of pedophilia before you were born, you have to do something with your time.

Somebody should go over there and redirect the anger to vampires. They can pass anti-vampire bills and wave around anti-vampire signs. It will go from shockingly terrifying to absolutely hilarious.