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Arnold Schwarzenegger hugging me

It comes equipped with nipple cages.

I own this movie (Taoism Drunkard) and I have to say it's one of the most fucked up of all the Kung Fu films I've seen. It all makes about as much sense as this, and it features some excellent giant-opium-pipe Kung Fu.

It looks like it should be chargin' its lazer.

Thankfully not a dupe.

This can be considered backstory for the most amazing kung fu clip of all time.

Genius genius genius.

Well on the other version of this video, it was called a "breast examining bowling ball." I can't one star it in good conscience, but the other one was longer and better.

aww it wants a hug

There are round watermelons, but this is the best kind of watermelon.

I've seen the entirety of this movie...and it's ALL delightfully insane.

The "Inappropriate Touching" Monster.

So is it supposed to be a robot?