I own this movie (Taoism Drunkard) and I have to say it's one of the most fucked up of all the Kung Fu films I've seen. It all makes about as much sense as this, and it features some excellent giant-opium-pipe Kung Fu.
Well on the other version of this video, it was called a "breast examining bowling ball." I can't one star it in good conscience, but the other one was longer and better.