fatatty Well it is abeli$con, so it's much easier to one star his videos. But then it's Dan Quinn, who is impossible to one star. I'll just have to compromise.
plopgun why do stupid people insist on breaking the law on camera, and then putting said video up on you-tube?
socialist_hentai I hope he starts some trouble up there so they can keep him locked away from society for as long as possible.
kingofthenothing I have no clue what he's fucking talking about. Hit too many times in the head + getting high seems to equal broken thought patterns and unfinished sentences.
kingofthenothing Now that I've looked this guy up, I know he's totally insane - here's a Something Awful article with a video he did, if you guys are cool with that.
spikestoyiu All of his videos are also available here. Incredibly, you can find them by either searching "Dan Quinn" or by clicking on the "Dan Quinn" tag. That way, you can avoid the smug and self-aggrandizing stink of SomethingAwful.
oddeye But what if my cat dies from drinking regular water again?
zatojones he's sort of flabby for a bad ass street fighter