Well it is abeli$con, so it's much easier to one star his videos. But then it's Dan Quinn, who is impossible to one star. I'll just have to compromise.
I have no clue what he's fucking talking about. Hit too many times in the head + getting high seems to equal broken thought patterns and unfinished sentences.
All of his videos are also available here. Incredibly, you can find them by either searching "Dan Quinn" or by clicking on the "Dan Quinn" tag. That way, you can avoid the smug and self-aggrandizing stink of SomethingAwful.