|Cowboy Funk - 2010-03-23 |
God damn this is horrible.
to be fair, she seems to have learned to control her 'punchline wiggle' a little better.
maybe she should consider doing the show topless
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-03-23 |
If you judge this on its humor instead of its politics, it actually becomes more offensive.
The paper clip dentist joke was probably one of the worst-constructed jokes I've ever heard. Here, let me try to improve it:
"A dentist was arrested recently for trying to perform root canals with paper clips. When asked why he used a paper clip instead of what's recommended in the Obamacare bill, he answered 'you can't perform a root canal with red tape.'"
There. But I'm not going to try the "spellaprompter" joke.
The Great Hippo
It was... yeah. The joke doesn't even make any sense, structurally. It's basically just "Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE OBAMA IS A NAZI HITLER-LOVING SOCIALIST!".
Which, in retrospect, is actually a much better joke.
|ashtar. - 2010-03-23 |
Gary Coleman is reaching out toward her, not from poverty, but because, sometimes, Gary Coleman has to choke a bitch.
|Honest Abe - 2010-03-23 |
|Tobster - 2010-03-23 |
Is that noise at the beginning supposed to be applause or a deep fryer?
|APE_GOD - 2010-03-23 |
That self important, accomplished little smirk you've got sure assumes a new meaning in the presence of the comically fake laugh track Ms. Cant-Find-the-Spill-Suppress-Option in After Effects.
|Eroticus E - 2010-03-23 |
The Gary Coleman bit at the end just seemed sad and desperate.
|TeenerTot - 2010-03-23 |
The drug joke woulda been much funnier with a Rush Limbaugh punchline of some sort.
|Xenocide - 2010-03-23 |
These jokes are so...old. Not just because they're stale and predictable, they actually feel like they're designed not to appeal to anyone under 70.
Newsbusted: Written for bitter grandpas, by bitter grandpas.
The bitter grandpas could only figure out how to work one button on the canned laughter machine, that's why everything sounds the same. The bitter grandpas blame the Asians for making these things so damn complicated.
|phalsebob - 2010-03-23 |
Ok... so, I'll stay open minded. I can laugh at myself, why not at Liberals in general?
"We're now getting a message from France..."
Oh yea... that's why.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-03-23 |
Still around I see.
|divinitycycle - 2010-03-23 |
|Camonk - 2010-03-23 |
Worst laughtrack ever.
Anybody who'd actually laugh at this is way worse than all those people who want poor people to die of curable diseases.
|memedumpster - 2010-03-23 |
After the infuriating madness of For the Record, this woman is just boring.
|Riskbreaker - 2010-03-23 |
She's so dead inside she makes your average funneral look like a toga party.
|Rum Revenge - 2010-03-23 |
Fuck you, Republitard! Every other wealthy nation can afford to guarantee its citizens Disneyworld rights!
|charmlessman - 2010-03-23 |
Briefly stated piece of news as a setup.
Awkwardly juvenile punchline making fun of liberals.
Smug, "Get it?" look.
It's the Fraudeville Method of joke telling.
|Lauritz Melchior - 2010-03-23 |
Thank god these news busted clips only show up once in a blue moon. I can't handle more than a few minutes at a time.
|Maggot Brain - 2010-03-24 |
That quip about Disneyland was almost funny.
|Hammer Falls - 2010-03-24 |
Let's see, The Daily Show AND Colbert Report can get a live studio audience EVERY night to see them.
You have canned laughter and have been doing it long enough that if it was deemed funny or even remotely entertaining, Fox News could put it on during their "opinion hours"...
Keep pissin' in the wind, News Busted, you keep pissin'.
|fermun - 2010-03-24 |
This is so terrible. so so bad.
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