Cowboy Funk
God damn this is horrible.
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Comrade Admiral to be fair, she seems to have learned to control her 'punchline wiggle' a little better.
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manfred maybe she should consider doing the show topless
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Caminante Nocturno 
If you judge this on its humor instead of its politics, it actually becomes more offensive.
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The Great Hippo It was... yeah. The joke doesn't even make any sense, structurally. It's basically just "Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE OBAMA IS A NAZI HITLER-LOVING SOCIALIST!".
Which, in retrospect, is actually a much better joke.
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ashtar.
Gary Coleman is reaching out toward her, not from poverty, but because, sometimes, Gary Coleman has to choke a bitch.
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Honest Abe
deedeedeedeeDEE, doodoodoodooDOO!
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Tobster
Is that noise at the beginning supposed to be applause or a deep fryer?
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APE_GOD
That self important, accomplished little smirk you've got sure assumes a new meaning in the presence of the comically fake laugh track Ms. Cant-Find-the-Spill-Suppress-Option in After Effects.
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Eroticus E
The Gary Coleman bit at the end just seemed sad and desperate.
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TeenerTot
The drug joke woulda been much funnier with a Rush Limbaugh punchline of some sort.
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Xenocide
These jokes are so...old. Not just because they're stale and predictable, they actually feel like they're designed not to appeal to anyone under 70.
Newsbusted: Written for bitter grandpas, by bitter grandpas.
The bitter grandpas could only figure out how to work one button on the canned laughter machine, that's why everything sounds the same. The bitter grandpas blame the Asians for making these things so damn complicated.
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phalsebob
Ok... so, I'll stay open minded. I can laugh at myself, why not at Liberals in general?
"We're now getting a message from France..."
Oh yea... that's why.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Still around I see.
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divinitycycle
Hideous!
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Camonk
Worst laughtrack ever.
Anybody who'd actually laugh at this is way worse than all those people who want poor people to die of curable diseases.
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memedumpster
After the infuriating madness of For the Record, this woman is just boring.
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Riskbreaker
She's so dead inside she makes your average funneral look like a toga party.
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Rum Revenge
Fuck you, Republitard! Every other wealthy nation can afford to guarantee its citizens Disneyworld rights!
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charmlessman
Briefly stated piece of news as a setup.
Awkwardly juvenile punchline making fun of liberals.
Smug, "Get it?" look.
It's the Fraudeville Method of joke telling.
("Get it?")
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Lauritz Melchior
Thank god these news busted clips only show up once in a blue moon. I can't handle more than a few minutes at a time.
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Maggot Brain
That quip about Disneyland was almost funny.
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Hammer Falls
Let's see, The Daily Show AND Colbert Report can get a live studio audience EVERY night to see them.
You have canned laughter and have been doing it long enough that if it was deemed funny or even remotely entertaining, Fox News could put it on during their "opinion hours"...
Keep pissin' in the wind, News Busted, you keep pissin'.
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fermun
This is so terrible. so so bad.
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