|James Woods |
Holy fuck I'm sick of this guy.
Ok I have to join the five star parade. This shit is going to go somewhere pretty soon.
Here's my guess on what happens next:
Glenn beck tries to go on a White House tour with a concealed dagger that has John 3:16 etched on it. When they don't let him on the tour, his show is all about "They're not letting us inside 'cause they don't want us to know"
All that believed were together, and had all things in common; And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need.
The bible is a commie.
But that's not Jesus's words. That's stuff the apostles did. Are we really supposed to listen to a guy who denied Jesus THREE TIMES?
Think about it.
Jesus answered, "If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."
Plus, all his words are written in what color? That's right. RED.
Yes, there are many many biblical references that show that this idiot is wrong. I was just saying that they'll probably find some way to discount every single one because they disagree with what they want to believe.
i wonder why beck is so eager to quote the bible, while leaving the holy scriptures of his own religion, the book of mormon, the pearl of great price and doctrine & covenants without airtime.
lds believe the bible is fundamentally flawed and unreliable when compared to the BOM : "[t]he most reliable way to measure the accuracy of any biblical passage is not by comparing different texts, but by comparison with the Book of Mormon and modern-day revelations"
Ehhh, those Bible verses don't disprove his point. He acknowledges that Jesus would have been OK with sharing your possessions (in fact, as Spencer points out, Jesus was rather insistent on the idea of giving your possessions to the poor, albeit with some reservations, cf. Mary anointing Jesus' head with nard), but that He didn't say to tax the rich and give it to the poor. The rich won't enter heaven (easily), but making them poor won't automatically get them in either.
In any case, this is Glenn Beck? The way everyone is up in arms over everything he says, I expected more than a dingbat on TV with a blackboard. I mean, a blackboard? Even the weather muppets get fancy touch screens.
People getting up in arms over things glen beck says are only a little smarter than the people who watch glen beck.
|Johnny Roastbeef |
One of the great things to me about this video is that besides the warning about assassinating him, the whole religious argument he's making is also ridiculous.
Yep, I'm gonna copy his act one of these days. I'm going to start writing down all my trolls from now on, wasting so much good material when i could be getting rich.
Is there any evidence to support this claim? I would LOVE to find out that Beck isn't as full of shit as I'm convinced he is now. If he is actually making mountains of money off of superstitious ignorance, he would actually be my hero.
James, read this article: http://www.politicalarticles.net/blog/tag/real-american-glenn-beck /
CRAZY TALK CRAZY TALK CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
CROWNING MASTERPIECE OF TROLLING IMMINENT.
Wow. Textbook paranoid delusion.
If he didn't have a paycheck and a studio, he'd be on the street corner with a poorly painted sandwich board.
He is just trolling IRL
If you peel back glenn beck's doughy face its actually David Cross trolling people. I can't wait till he hangs up his skin coat.
Way to plead for your life like a PUSSY.
Glen is God's least favorite Pokemon.
Obama used HEALTH CARE on Glen!
Glen is confused!
He hurt himself in his confusion!
I don't even have to watch this video, the clip playing in my head of Glenn Beck dying of cancer and blaming it on the Demmycrats is so much more satisfying.
I don't mean to be grim and cynical, but this country is going to start to get alot better once the Baby Boomers start dying.
|Rum Revenge |
Glenn Beck asking Obama not to kill him reminds me of all those 12-year-olds on Deviant Art who recolor a popular character and beg the internet not to "steal" it.
|Syd Midnight |
This guy is going to die of a massive heart attack someday, so he's insuring that when it happens he'll be remembered as a martyr by his fans. Celebrities do that all the time.
Jesus didn't preach Marxism!
Jesus preached all sorts of shit a Republican would murder its own mother to avoid having to actually consider.
So...over/under on how long it takes for one of his devotees to murder someone important?
I'm pretty sure this has already happened once.
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